I should link the song when we post BT on Ao3.

Nurse: *thinking* Damn, these two are shady as hell. Maybe if I pretend to have a call? Let's see if I can't get "Bad Romance"-
Cellphone: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY-
Nurse: *thinking* SHIT, "MASS DESTRUCTION" IS NOT A PROPER CELLPHONE RINGTONE!

Of course I'd find a way to drag in the Persona series in Beloved Turnabout. It's not my fault their music is so catchy.