Some choice parts of Beloved Turnabout's brainstorming

[sorakh28]

Sorakh28 (15:53:14):	...If you'd present Red to Ash, what do you think he'd say?
Sara Jaye (15:54:52):	Ash: "I remember when he was on Mt. Silver for all that time, we were so worried...and now it's his turn to worry about me."
Sorakh28 (15:55:14):	*DIES*
Sara Jaye (15:55:47):	Yep.
Sorakh28 (15:55:57):	GET THIS KNIFE OUTTA MY CHEST.

Sorakh28 (16:04:48):PRESENT MAPLE SYRUP BOTTLE
Red: ...My mind already went to the gutter in thinking what it could've been used for. I really need to stop hanging around the Elite Four and Lance when they go out drinking.

Sorakh28 (17:00:38):PRESENT PANTIES
Red: ...Are they STAINED?! Please tell me they're not stained! WHY DID YOU PRESENTED ME THOSE?!

Sorakh28 (17:44:01):	Red: IS IT LEGAL FOR ME TO HAVE IGNATIUS SET THEM ON FIRE IN A COURT OF LAW? I'D IMAGINE NO...
Sara Jaye (17:44:01):	Ooh :3
Sara Jaye (17:44:17):	Judge: Unfortunately, I can't allow that in here. Take it outside.
Sorakh28 (17:44:18):	I blame the Ashley gag. XP
Sorakh28 (17:44:33):	Red: ...Wait, I can do it outside?
Sara Jaye (17:45:28):	Judge: I'd be a hypocrite if I tried to stop you from doing it at all. They give me a headache.
Sorakh28 (17:45:54):	Red: ...I love this judge.
Sara Jaye (17:48:39):	Phoenix: He can be really strict and intimidating at times, but he's a cool guy.
Sorakh28 (17:49:14):	Red: I want him to be my new grandpa.

Sorakh28 (19:26:27):	Let me put it this way- A Pokémon Ranger can't capture a Wailord, it's too big.
Sara Jaye (19:27:42):	...holy shit. Yes, that makes sense!
Sorakh28 (19:30:46):	THEY WERE GONNA USE A WAILORD AS A REPLACEMENT OF A CARGO SHIP.
Sara Jaye (19:31:32):	Yeah, Orla and Ora will definitely be Wailmers, then. XD
Sorakh28 (19:33:52):	And Pokémon Ranger saves me again. XP