The "Because I Can" set of BT snippets

Plz no suplexes

"Okay, no, enough suplex jokes, Red, it's getting old," Leaf groaned. "Just because you caught me practicing them doesn't mean I'll do it whenever I'd like!"

"Sorry," Red grinned sheeplessly, "I just wanted to start an inside joke among the family... Guess it was in bad taste."

Leaf sighed, shaking her head. "You always did have an oddball sense of humor, I shouldn't be surprised by this..."

Ash couldn't help but smile. "You know that's what makes him Red, Leaf. We wouldn't trade it for anything in the world!"

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Remilia takes the stand

"State your name and occupation."

With a professional tone of voice both calm and composed, the nurse began. "Remilia Joy, certified nurse at Olivine Hospital- I'm personally involved with the victim's care, and here to explain my superior's report on his behalf."

The judge nodded. "It's not very often medical professionals are called to the stand to explain evidence. Very well, Nurse Joy, you may begin."

"First of all," Remilia introduced as she opened her copy of the charts, "the current update on the victim's state. It's with good news I'm allowed to confirm that he's pulled through the worst, and is now merely unconscious. He could wake up at any moment now."

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Two Nurse Joys

"You should've seen the court gallery yesterday, when my boss updated his findings." Remilia sighed. "I though it could've been an enraged Fighting-type that attacked the poor kid, but..."

The Center's Nurse Joy shook her head. "Your superior asked for my assistance in possible culprits involving Pokémon, but all the results were negatives after studying attacks involving those specific Pokémon. The assailant being human was our only conclusion."

"That's just... ugh." Remilia slumped on the counter. "Now I'm really glad the kid survived. Just waiting on him to wake up..."

"Are you working today?"

"Nah, but I'm still gonna go to work in case the kid wakes up. They brought him to recovery half an hour ago," Remilia explained.