Because I'm bored.

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you:

1) Who is the big spoon/little spoon
2) Their favorite non-sexual activity
3) Who uses all the hot water
4) What they order from takeout
5) The most trivial thing they fight over
6) Who does most of the cleaning
7) Who calls the super/landlord when the heat's not working
8) Who steals the blankets
9) Who leaves their stuff around

Also taking multiples!