MSTing quotes!
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sorakh28L!Vaida: *grabs her spear* If it gets too disgusting, I'll throw this through the screen!
Sara: I don't think that'll work.
EliwoodGabriel (9:04:51 PM): Sora: Yeah, since we, you know, use a projector.
J Random Sara (9:05:26 PM): L!Vaida: UGH. Well, then the projector's going to get one hell of a beating!
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:21 PM): Sora: One step ahead from you, Vaida. *takes out cutlasses* It's been a while I haven't used these babies.
EliwoodGabriel (9:14:50 PM): Chrom: ...*cocks his head to the side* ...Okay, this story's pretty interesting so far. And by interesting, I mean boring.
J Random Sara (9:15:31 PM): Eirika: It seems tame. At least it's not completely rage-induc
> Many years ago she never would have imagined falling in love with another woman, but Haruka was gentle, kind, heroic and her devotion to Michiru transcended the gender boundaries.
Eirika: ...I spoke too soon.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:01 PM): M!Guy: You know what else comes out at night? Batman. ...Oh, wait, he's not in Japan, never mind.
J Random Sara (9:33:36 PM): L!Guy: Godzilla, then?
L!Priscilla: That's a bit overdone. I think Godzilla finally retired a few years back.
EliwoodGabriel (9:35:22 PM): M!Guy: No, I got it! Youkai! Nekomata and Yukari Yakumo and umbrella ones and...
M!Matthew: Touhou fan, Guy?
M!Guy: I can finally beat them on Normal!
J Random Sara (9:36:40 PM): L!Guy: Lucky! I'm still struggling with the most basic ones. I had better luck with Trauma Center.
Sara: I hear Touhou has lots of yuri potential. I'm surprised I haven't played it yet!
EliwoodGabriel (9:37:23 PM): M!Guy: There's no guys in it!
Sora: The manzai, guys. The manzai. Hilarious.
Chrom: *falsetto* CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Sora: ...Like that. *cracks up*
EliwoodGabriel (7:40:04 PM): Chrom: *Michiru* I'm sorry, should I speak your language? *mimes uppercutting the guy*
J Random Sara (7:40:58 PM): L!Lowen: *man* Owwww! That hurts! Make her stop!
L!Nino: *Michiru* Be glad I'm not in my Senshi form or you'd be in for even more hurt!
EliwoodGabriel (7:41:46 PM): M!Nino: *Michiru* I'm a waterbender, don't piss me off!
J Random Sara (7:42:22 PM): Sara: Yaaay Avatar! :-D
>"You know what we do to little bitches like you who don't know their place? You're coming with us, little tramp!"
L!Matthew: *man* And you're gonna watch...THE ROOM!
EliwoodGabriel (7:43:12 PM): Chrom: *eyes flares up* "Know their place"? DID SHE SERIOUSLY WROTE THAT?!
J Random Sara (7:43:57 PM): Sara: Yes.She did. *hiss* Yeah, she was intending to portray the men as being as evil as possible for mortals, but it's still creepy when you consider how Essie IS.
EliwoodGabriel (7:45:13 PM): Chrom: ...How Essie is? Wait, you mean this is hypocritical?!
J Random Sara (7:45:30 PM): Sara: She believes in hyper-traditional gender roles.
EliwoodGabriel (7:46:14 PM): Chrom: ...WHAT.
Sora: Yeah.
Chrom: WHAT.
M!Sain: His brain must've been blown.
Sora: His daughter is freaking Lucina, can you blame him?!
J Random Sara (7:47:04 PM): Eirika: *pats Chrom's arm* I know. I know...
>"No!" Michiru kicked him away. "You stop that, you're the most ill-mannered creeps I've ever met
and I wish you would just leave me alone!"
L!Vaida: TRANSFORM, YOU BINT! TRANSFORM AND KILL THEM WITH WATER!
EliwoodGabriel (7:48:44 PM): M!Vaida: Agreed! Michiru might not be the kind of woman I'd hang out with, but she's got more spine than this!
EliwoodGabriel (7:54:04 PM): M!Ninian: You're Sailor fucking Neptune! Kick their asses!
L!Eliwood: And is this where she taps into her inner powers of love and uses her emotions and heart waves to beat them?
L!Ninian: No, that's only for actual monster or boss battles in Essieland.
EliwoodGabriel (7:56:21 PM): M!Eliwood: ...Would now be a bad time to remind you that the default name of the PSI power that Lucas and Claus recieves is PK Love?
J Random Sara (7:58:32 PM): L!Eliwood: ...and that's one of my favorite parts of Mother 3. D:
EliwoodGabriel (7:59:04 PM): M!Eliwood: Ah, jeez, sorry. ...You know, I kinda miss having Lucas around. He was kinda nice.
Chrom: *looks lost again*
J Random Sara (8:00:00 PM): L!Eliwood: Me too, but these fanfics weren't good for him. Essie knows how to hit a lot of people's triggers.
EliwoodGabriel (8:19:01 PM): Sora: *cracks up again*
M!Sain: Okay, what did you had before coming here?!
M!Lucius: Lindor chocolates.
EliwoodGabriel (8:32:09 PM): Sora: *sighs* ...Can I Cutlass Wrath this?
J Random Sara (8:32:36 PM): Sara: Go for it. The scene coming up next might hit many, many berserk buttons.
EliwoodGabriel (8:33:29 PM): Chrom: ...Wait. As your guest, at least let me Aether this to oblivion!
Sora: ...Well, not to oblivion, since the projector's pretty strong, but an Aether should work.
J Random Sara (8:33:46 PM): Eirika: Please. *looks quite angry*
EliwoodGabriel (8:35:07 PM): Chrom: Understood. *takes out Falchion and Aethers the projector*
M!Hector: *restrains a joke about Falchion and Frederick's unfortunate poster*
EliwoodGabriel (8:38:40 PM): M!Hector: *Michiru* At least they're not going to use me for posters to promote the Ylissean army!
Chrom: *freezes* ...Sorry, what?~!
J Random Sara (8:38:58 PM): Eirika: Eh?
EliwoodGabriel (8:40:50 PM): M!Hector: You didn't heard? Apparently this guy's butler made an interesting poster to get more members in their army by having a naked-
Chrom: *quickly covers his mouth* Alright, shut up, no one needs to know about Frederick's moments of insanity!
J Random Sara (8:41:30 PM): Sara: *fights back a snicker*
L!Hector: ...at least Matthew or Serra's never tried that with ME.
L!Serra: ...not yet.
L!Hector: I walked right into that one, didn't I.
EliwoodGabriel (8:42:52 PM): M!Serra: I hope he had the descency of hiding your... other Falchion.
Chrom: *is simply freaking red* Can we please drop this?
J Random Sara (8:43:46 PM): L!Fiora: Yes, I'm not entirely comfortable with this.
>The would-be rapists crumpled to the ground. Haruka rushed to her lover's side and swept her
trembling, shivering form into her arms.
Eirika: *Haruka* Did those jerks have their Pokemon freeze you with Blizzard?
EliwoodGabriel (8:46:04 PM): M!Nino: *Michiru* No, Freeze Shock. With a hacked Black Kyurem.
J Random Sara (8:46:48 PM): L!Jaffar: *Haruka* Those lousy cheaters.
Eirika: Orbs? D:
EliwoodGabriel (9:05:33 PM): Chrom: ...I've read better romance novels back home than this. *grimaces*
J Random Sara (9:05:58 PM): L!Lyn: Orbs makes me think of those gems in Mystery of the Emblem.
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:23 PM): Chrom: ...You mean the orbs that goes into the Fire Emblem.
J Random Sara (9:06:31 PM): L!Lyn: Yes.
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:44 PM): Chrom: Still our national treasure.
EliwoodGabriel (9:14:04 PM): Sora: ...It's already done? Really?! Don't hate me for this, but I want more.
J Random Sara (9:14:45 PM): Nergal: More, you say? She wrote another story sometime before that one...
L!Erk: ...Sora? Why did you have to say that?
Sara: Masochism?
EliwoodGabriel (9:15:11 PM): Sora: That was just an appetizer! I wanted something more akin to a main course!
EliwoodGabriel (9:19:42 PM): Chrom: *falls over* Wow... that was verbal.
J Random Sara (9:20:05 PM): L!Bartre: The windows turned into sparklepires! ...eww.
L!Karla: *snerk*
EliwoodGabriel (9:20:28 PM): Sora: *cracks up yet again*
Sara: That the Jews were wandering in the desert to get away from the asshole Pharoh.
EliwoodGabriel (9:24:13 PM): Sora: *cracks up even louder*
M!Eliwood: Or that the rain fell down on the world to drown it.
J Random Sara (9:24:33 PM): >since a regretful Heath had bid farewell to a
weeping Priscilla.
EliwoodGabriel (9:25:14 PM): M!Heath: ...Considering neither of us are married to her he- ...Wait a minute. HOLY CRAP NO.
J Random Sara (9:25:47 PM): L!Priscilla: *clings to L!Sain*
L!Heath: *clings to L!Vaida*
L!Vaida: ...please don't do that.
EliwoodGabriel (9:27:25 PM): M!Heath: DUDE. NO. NO. You don't plagiarize by pairing me up with Priscilla all because you don't agree that Sain should end up with her, lady! I know I don't support with the guy in-game, but I've hanged out with him and Kent long enough to know that he's been more than just a flirt!
J Random Sara (9:28:35 PM): L!Sain: *nods firmly* And not only that, Esmeralda, you broke the heart of a sweet girl who worked very hard on her own story!
Eirika: If she does plagiarize Noel, she'll lose her only friend.
Eirika: Every night they'd hear her polishing a spear and muttering homicidal things about some woman named Esmeralda.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:33 PM): M!Priscilla: ...That actually sounds good. Chrom, you wouldn't have a Bride's Bouquet so I can change class, do you?
Chrom: Not on me, no.
J Random Sara (9:34:33 PM): Eirika: I don't have mine, either. I'd love to show this Esmeralda that a woman can be ladylike and wear pretty dresses but still destroy things.
J Random Sara (9:39:11 PM): > Rumors spread through the
castle that Priscilla was either seriously ill or had lost her mind.
L!Kent: Probably both if she's in an Essie fic. ...are the author flames becoming redundant?
L!Geitz: It's Essie. There can never be enough flames.
EliwoodGabriel (9:39:54 PM): M!Kent: Apparently her fics can be use for a Fire tome.
J Random Sara (9:40:25 PM): >Priscilla wanted to tell her parents about the handsome wyvern rider who'd stolen her little
heart,
L!Jaffar: I could make a really morbid joke, but I won't.
EliwoodGabriel (9:40:42 PM): M!Jaffar: Do it. It's Essie/
J Random Sara (9:41:32 PM): L!Jaffar: In that case...wouldn't the hole in her chest be a dead giveaway?
L!Serra: EEEEEEEW! *pretends to faint*
EliwoodGabriel (9:42:17 PM): M!Crew: *claps*
Sora: Touché.
J Random Sara (9:42:56 PM): L!Jaffar: *smirk*
L!Karel: *servant* I heard that before she killed Esmeralda, she took Esmeralda's lover Zacharias hostage and made him read Toph/Zuko fanfiction.
EliwoodGabriel (9:49:18 PM): Sora: *bangs her fists on Chrom's chair so much she's laughing*
Chrom: ...That had to be more than just Lindor chocolates/
J Random Sara (9:50:22 PM): Sara: Soda, probably. *snicker*
> Sometimes she wished she believed in premarital relations, so that Heath might have made love to her just once before he'd left.
L!Heath: ...
EliwoodGabriel (9:51:34 PM): M!Heath: Yeah, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, guys. ...Also, have we seen any of the parts she's taken from Molly yet?
J Random Sara (9:51:56 PM): Sara: Pretty much all of it, aside from the premarital sex bit.
EliwoodGabriel (9:52:46 PM): M!Heath: *sighs* Tylenol, please/
J Random Sara (9:53:29 PM): Sara: *hands over a near-full bottle*
L!Guy: ...where's Mittens from Shipwar when you need him to shred something.
EliwoodGabriel (4:44:27 PM): Lune: *looks up as to say "What about us?"*
Sara Jaye (4:44:58 PM): Mittens: Something need shredding? :D
Jill: ...is he a Laguz?
EliwoodGabriel (4:46:41 PM): Sora: Nah, just an ordinary house cat who somehow knows how to talk.
Lune: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *catglomps Mittens*
Sara Jaye (4:47:35 PM): Jill: ...now I've seen everything.
Mittens: *meow!* <3
>He'd almost considered breaking his promise to return, but his longing was too much to bear. He knew someday he would be executed for his desertion of Bern, but he would not allow himself to die without seeing her one last time.
EliwoodGabriel (4:48:14 PM): Morgan: ...Wait, what are we reading?
Sara Jaye (4:48:38 PM): Sara: Esmeralda.
EliwoodGabriel (4:50:09 PM): Morgan: ...HER?! She's mean to my dad by saying he should've married Miss Sumia because she's 'canon'!
Sara Jaye (4:52:07 PM): L!Lyn: That's the one.
>It was late at night when Priscilla heard the familiar beating of wings.
Jill: *Priscilla* Farinaaaa, it's too late for a random adventure!
EliwoodGabriel (4:54:15 PM): M!Farina: *...well, hey, let's roll with it* But I found a treasure map leading to a deserted area in Eturia, and no one else wanted to help me out!
Sara Jaye (4:54:55 PM): L!Priscilla: But I'm no good with treasure hunting, you know that!
L!LEgault: You could always reclass to a Thief!
EliwoodGabriel (4:55:26 PM): Morgan: *takes out a Second Seal*
Sara Jaye (4:56:07 PM): L!Priscilla: ...reclass? We don't have that in Elibe. *looks intrigued*
EliwoodGabriel (4:58:24 PM): Chrom: *takes out a Dread Scroll* I can gain the ability to use magic with this.
Morgan: Yeah, Dad gets really powerful when he's a Dread Fighter! Oh, and Miss Eirika's bouquet's pretty cool, too!
Sara Jaye (4:59:12 PM): Eirika: *nods* My new class in Ylisse is certainly interesting...L'Arachel would have loved to fight in such a fancy dress.
>A thought crept to her mind, but she brushed it off. She was only dreaming.
EliwoodGabriel (4:59:43 PM): M!Priscilla: I should have layed off the Maractus needles.
Sara Jaye (5:00:18 PM): Jill: Before you name your kid Natural Harmonia Gropius. *cringe*
EliwoodGabriel (5:53:04 PM): Morgan: ...I'm sorry, what?!
Sara Jaye (5:53:29 PM): Jill: I'm serious. N from Pokemon? That's his real name.
EliwoodGabriel (5:53:43 PM): Morgan: WHAT.
Sara Jaye (5:54:00 PM): Sara: That's why he goes by N. At least that's my headcanon.
EliwoodGabriel (5:54:25 PM): Sora: Same here. I think he hates the "Gropius" part the most.
EliwoodGabriel (6:00:15 PM): M!Heath: *himself* Sorry, Priscilla, Hyperion needed to relieve himself, hope you don't mind he fertilises your roses.
Sara Jaye (6:01:07 PM): L!Serra: *snort*
L!Priscilla: *herself* Better that than the weird guy in the red shirt whacking off in them while he watches me change clothes.
EliwoodGabriel (6:09:47 PM): M!Heath: *Chuggaaconroy* Don't eat the mushroom!
Sara Jaye (6:10:14 PM): L!Wil: Insert joke about being naked in class here?
Sara: It's been done.
EliwoodGabriel (6:10:56 PM): M!Priscilla: Still think it's the Maractus needles.
L!Erk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bangs his head on the back of a chair and falls over* D:
EliwoodGabriel (6:39:23 PM): Morgan: ...I've read better romance novels than this! This is beyond cheesy!
Chrom: Was that plagiarized, too?
Morgan: ...Wait, WHAT?!
Sara Jaye (6:42:49 PM): L!Canas: Yes. According to my sources, this story was lifted from one written by an actual GOOD writer named Molly.
EliwoodGabriel (6:43:22 PM): Morgan: ...*looks like he's about to cast the Book of Naga on the projector*
Sara Jaye (6:43:50 PM): Jill: Wow. I hope she got PUNCHED for that one!
>"Your parents will be furious with us if they discover me here," he sighed as he relinquished her lips.
EliwoodGabriel (6:48:20 PM): M!Eliwood: *Priscilla's parents* I TOLD YOU NO WYVERN DUNG FOR THE ROSES!
Sara Jaye (6:49:45 PM): L!Eliwood: *Priscilla* Aw, man!
>"I don't care. Heath, I love you, you are the only man I've ever felt this way for! Even if it means losing my status, I want to run away with you!" Priscilla declared.
L!Farina: *Priscilla* My parents wouldn't care, I'm not their real daughter anyway!
EliwoodGabriel (6:50:14 PM): M!Priscilla: ...Ouch.
Sara Jaye (6:51:44 PM): L!Farina: Sorry, but Essie WOULD do that nowadays. She'd use your being adopted as a loophole in order to make your parents look evil and uncaring.
L!Priscilla: If she did, I would kill her.,
EliwoodGabriel (6:53:38 PM): Chrom: We'll pass you the Bride's Bouquet for that.
Sara Jaye (6:54:23 PM): L!Priscilla: :D
>"Oh, Priscilla, my love..."
Hyperion quietly left, sensing the couple needed their privacy.
Jill: *Hyperion* If I have to see any of that I might VOMIT on their roses.
EliwoodGabriel (6:56:16 PM): M!Vaida: You tell me. Wyvern vomit does not work as fertiliser.
Sara Jaye (6:56:46 PM): >Heath and Priscilla kissed again as he gathered her in his arms, sweeping her literally off her feet. Their passions began to mount,
Eirika: Ew. *gag* I don't think we want to see this.
EliwoodGabriel (6:57:31 PM): Morgan: ...Should I?
Sara Jaye (6:57:46 PM): Jill: Please.
EliwoodGabriel (7:00:33 PM): Morgan: *takes out a Micaiah's Pyre and all of a sudden a fire ball strikes the projector.*
M!Hector: O_O
Morgan: ...What is it?
M!Hector: ...I don't think I want to be on the recieving end of that spell...
Sara Jaye (7:00:55 PM): L!Nino: Wowwww! That was amazing!
Sara Jaye (7:01:08 PM): >But as luck would have it, they ran into Priscilla's parents as they were heading inside!
EliwoodGabriel (7:03:30 PM): M!Sain: *Priscilla* Sorry, can we get some extra clothes for him? His wyvern puked all over him.
Sara Jaye (7:04:17 PM): L!Kent: *Priscilla's parents* Young lady, what did we tell you about wyvern puke in our gardens?
Jill: *swigs back the rest of her mead* Nothing like puke jokes to make an Essie fic less nasty!
EliwoodGabriel (7:06:57 PM): Morgan: ...Father, where's your popcorn?
Chrom: ...I don't have some, Morgs.
Morgan: Nonsense, you always have popcorn.
Sara Jaye (7:07:44 PM): L!Wil: I've got some!
EliwoodGabriel (7:09:29 PM): Sora: You know what they say...
Chrom and Morgan: Pass the popcorn, Wil.
Sara Jaye (7:11:45 PM): L!Wil: *passes it around* :D
Jill: I fucking hate you, Essie.
EliwoodGabriel (7:21:14 PM): M!Heath: Stop with the exclamation points, Essie.
Sara Jaye (7:21:39 PM): L!Guy: Didn't an author once say someone who uses too many of those might as well wear underwear on their head?
EliwoodGabriel (7:23:29 PM): M!Heath: ...I heard the insanity part, but not the underwear on their head...
Sara Jaye (7:24:29 PM): Jill: You just reminded me of Boyd. Mia was NOT amused. *snicker*
EliwoodGabriel (7:25:28 PM): Chrom: ...Oh? Go on...
Sara Jaye (7:26:08 PM): Jill: Long story short, Boyd and Ranulf got buzzed on ale one night and went on a panty raid.
EliwoodGabriel (7:28:38 PM): Sora: WHAT? *cracks up laughing*
Sara Jaye (7:29:19 PM): Jill: Yeah. *snicker* It was nuts.
EliwoodGabriel (7:30:59 PM): Sora: I'll laugh if they managed to get one of Ike's underwear.
Sara Jaye (7:31:37 PM): Jill: Nope. Ike and I were both safe! Soren and Lethe are pretty possessive.
EliwoodGabriel (7:50:25 PM): Sora: *writes it down* I'll take that. Audience reaction!
Sara Jaye (7:50:53 PM): L!Florina: We had kitties! And puke jokes!
EliwoodGabriel (7:51:16 PM): Sora: And Chrom.
Chrom: Wait, I add up?
Sora: By default.
Sara Jaye (9:43:10 PM): . (I couldn't see it, but dat musta' been
one helluva gash I had on my face!)
Ike: The one place I've never been hit while fighting is on my face. I don't know what that says about me.
EliwoodGabriel (9:44:10 PM): (Bram: Your face is too sexy to be scarred?) <-- What I would've added/ XP
Sara Jaye (9:57:52 PM): A lot of people are going to be traumatized when this is over.
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:00 PM): ...Ike included?
Sara Jaye (9:58:04 PM): Yes
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:09 PM): Of course. XD
Sara Jaye (9:58:13 PM): It might even shock Kieran and Mia into silence
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:43 PM): And I can see Sephiran not be. "Do you even want to know about ancient Dragon Mating Rituals?" "NO."
EliwoodGabriel (6:53:46 PM): Sora: ..."A Warm Place"...? Wait, that's the very first- *grins* Ohohoho. Now that's an easy one!
M!Robin: ...
M!Chrom: You're gonna laugh a lot, won't you?
M!Robin: Sorry in advance.
M!Chrom: Hey, I don't mind!
Sara Jaye (6:54:44 PM): Sara: Oh yeah! *laughs*
L!Chrom: So it won't be that bad, then?
L!Ike: Why do I get the feeling she's actually going easy on us?
EliwoodGabriel (6:56:04 PM): M!Ike: Could be worst. She could've gave us "Artem-"
M!Priam: *covers his ancestor's mouth* DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS.
Sara Jaye (6:57:14 PM): L!Ike: ...he looks familiar.
L!Soren: Yes. *eyes him* He does.
L!Gatrie: Hey, half the girls here had a go at Ike at some point, so...
L!Tharja: *rolls her eyes* Please give me the strength not to hex this idiot.
EliwoodGabriel (6:57:44 PM): M!Ike: ...This would be my descendant, Priam.
Sara Jaye (6:58:20 PM): L!Ike: ...I see.
L!Soren: *sighs* Who did YOU impregnate, then?
EliwoodGabriel (6:58:45 PM): M!Ike: ...Random Valmese Babe #24.
EliwoodGabriel (7:02:30 PM): M!Morgan: Wooooah! You're Gaius' son? Sweet! I'm Chrom's!
Sara Jaye (7:03:24 PM): L!Morgan: Yep!
L!Cynthia: I'm Chrom's second daughter!
L!Lucina: And she just learned to stop using the Falchion to cut apples. *sticks tongue out*
L!Henry: *author* Perverts who wanted me to write them a lemon! I'm feeling pretty SOUR right now! Hahahaha!
L!Olivia: *blushes* Dear...that was a bad one.
EliwoodGabriel (7:06:32 PM): Sora: *sneeeerk*
M!Henry: Yes, perfect!
M!Chrom: ...Wait, what's a lemon?
Sara Jaye (7:07:07 PM): L!Chrom: Yeah, isn't that a kind of fruit?
L!Soren: It's pornography in fanfic form.
Sara: Pretty much. Except no one calls it that anymore.
EliwoodGabriel (7:08:11 PM): M!Lucina: Well, it's good to know in advance!
Sara Jaye (7:08:49 PM): Sara: And sadly, this one...will contain smut. Nothing graphic, but nothing too good either.
>death fics out there. It was originally a continuation of Memories of Tears by Mystic Vaporeon (because that's the one that upset me the most), but it didn't really make me feel better.
EliwoodGabriel (7:10:19 PM): M!Emmeryn: ...Death fics...?
M!Chrom: *pats her hand* No worries, Emm. It doesn't involve any of us.
M!Emmeryn: *smiles* ...That... is good.
Sara Jaye (7:11:22 PM): L!Chrom: *looks wistfully at her* Ah...
L!Lissa: *hugs* Don't worry. Our Emmeryn is probably still out there somewhere, too.
EliwoodGabriel (7:12:09 PM): M!Emmeryn: *pats L!Chrom's head* Don't... worry.
M!Ike: ...Death fics. *siiiighs*
L!Miriel: That makes sense on the surface, but there are always exceptions to every rule. It's never good to think in strictly black and white terms.
EliwoodGabriel (7:24:49 PM): Sora: ....Great.
M!Ike: Bad Apple in your head?
Sora: You know me well.
Sara Jaye (7:25:07 PM): L!Mist: Bad Apple?
Sara: The Osmonds song, or...
EliwoodGabriel (7:25:27 PM): Sora: The Touhou song.
Sara Jaye (7:26:08 PM): Sara: Aah.
L!Shinon: *eyetwitch, clutches a bottle of whiskey at his side*
EliwoodGabriel (7:51:41 PM): M!Basilio: ...What type is it?
Sara Jaye (7:52:21 PM): L!Shinon: Canadian Rye. Found it in the cabinet on the SOL.
EliwoodGabriel (7:53:06 PM): Sora: You went throught my liqour cabinet? I mean, I don't drink, but...
Sara Jaye (7:54:09 PM): L!Shinon: Oh, that was yours? Well, I didn't have any with me and I'm sure as hell gonna need it soon.
L!Rolf: Uncle Shinon, you promised you wouldn't get drunk so much anymore!
L!Shinon: Hey, I'm always sober when I teach you. That's gotta count.
EliwoodGabriel (7:56:52 PM): M!Ike: ...Well, you're gonna need it. I already gave our Shinon some ale... he seems to enjoy it.
Sora: I wouldn't be surprised. My brother loves that brand.
EliwoodGabriel (8:10:32 PM): M!Tharja: ...The room I have with Frederick is a light shade of... never mind.
M!Soren: 50 Shades of Gray?
M!Tharja: Even I find it disgusting.
L!Boyd: *Jessie* I can't believe I watched The Room all in one shot!
L!Kieran: *Jessie* I lost! Lost to a common brigand! I, Jessie, knight of Crimea- *normal* Ahahaha, I suppose I did some projecting as well! My error!
EliwoodGabriel (8:19:36 PM): M!Oscar: *snickers a bit*
M!Kieran: I, personally, without bein narcisstic, can admit that was actually funny.
M!Emmeryn: *Jessie ala Amagi Yukiko* ...My... fried tofu...
M!Lissa: *applauds* Yes! That's a good on, Emm!
Sara Jaye (8:20:53 PM): L!Kieran: My thanks, doppelganger!
L!Micaiah: ...my AU self loves tofu. Though I question a vegetarian who eats as much bacon as she does. And non-organic ice cream like Ben and Jerry's.
EliwoodGabriel (8:43:39 PM): M!Ike: *shakes a bottle filled with Bonito flakes at L!Ranulf*
Sara Jaye (8:44:09 PM): L!Ranulf: !!!
L!Lethe: *snicker* You're such a cat.
L!Ranulf: Speak for yourself, kitty.
EliwoodGabriel (8:44:55 PM): M!Ranulf: ! Ike, that's the last bottle!
M!Ike: No it isn't. We just got a whole box filled with this stuff.
EliwoodGabriel (8:43:39 PM): M!Ike: *shakes a bottle filled with Bonito flakes at L!Ranulf*
Sara Jaye (8:44:09 PM): L!Ranulf: !!!
L!Lethe: *snicker* You're such a cat.
L!Ranulf: Speak for yourself, kitty.
EliwoodGabriel (8:44:55 PM): M!Ranulf: ! Ike, that's the last bottle!
M!Ike: No it isn't. We just got a whole box filled with this stuff.
L!Tharja: A romantic getaway...IN HELL.
EliwoodGabriel (9:47:48 PM): M!Robin: Wooooooo! ...Er, sorry.
M!Chrom: Don't appologies.
Sara Jaye (9:49:11 PM): L!Virion: Ahahaha, my dear Tharja is most amusing, is she not?
L!Tharja: *gives him a dirty look*
EliwoodGabriel (10:01:18 PM): M!Gaius: Wait, wait one sec.
M!Sumia: Hmm?
M!Gaius: ...Roast marshmallows? You can do that?!
Sara Jaye (10:01:47 PM): L!Gaius: Okay, now this we've gotta try!
L!Morgan: *snicker*
EliwoodGabriel (10:03:19 PM): Sora: It's delicious.
M!Gaius: I'd bet!
Sora: And it smells sooooo good.
EliwoodGabriel (10:26:35 PM): M!Tharja: No, it was definitely an evil omen. Evil Hydreigons intends to turn your lovely cabin into their own fireplace.
Sara Jaye (10:27:13 PM): L!Tharja: Oooh~ That would be so much more pleasant to read than this.
L!Henry: Yeah! Let's read about that instead!
EliwoodGabriel (10:27:43 PM): M!Henry: Too bad, we're stuck with this. Nyaha!
Sara Jaye (10:28:19 PM): >It had all seemed so real, and she remembered everything in vivid detail.
L!Gatrie: Right down to the color of her bra and underwear.
EliwoodGabriel (10:29:36 PM): M!Robin: They were yellow with bright red polkadots!
Sara Jaye (10:30:45 PM): L!Robin: Better than the predictable silky black with red roses. *snort*
EliwoodGabriel (10:42:41 PM): Sora: ...You guys can throw stuff at the screen... even if it repairs itself.
M!Ike: Wait, really?! Awesome! *grabs a random Nerf gun and starts shooting at the screen*
Sara Jaye (10:43:49 PM): L!Mia: Yay! *throws a leftover sandwich at the screen. It's been left-over for a few weeks so it's pretty stale*
EliwoodGabriel (10:45:34 PM): M!Chrom: *grabs some popcorn and throws it against the screen*
M!Robin: *throws a certain pair of swimsuit as well*
M!Chrom: !!! Robin!
Sara Jaye (10:47:05 PM): L!Cordelia: *throws her own swimsuit at the screen*
L!Kellam: H-hey now, let's not be hasty...
EliwoodGabriel (10:47:39 PM): M!Emmeryn: *throws an empty Fire tome at the Screen*
EliwoodGabriel (10:51:26 PM): M!Henry: Oooor the kettle could've exploded!
M!Chrom: ...And now you guys know why I wasn't allowed in the kitchens.
Sara Jaye (10:52:46 PM): L!Ike: You too, huh?
L!Chrom: Can any Fire Emblem lord actually cook? *snorts*
EliwoodGabriel (10:55:36 PM): M!Chrom: Well, when I'm out, I can roast meat and I know enough about flora to know what herbs to use to give flavor to it. ...Of course, my knowledge steams from the teachings of my extended family...
Sara Jaye (10:57:18 PM): L!Chrom: *nods* Yeah, I guess we would since we're often camping...I'm not the best, but I'm probably better than Kjelle.
L!Kjelle: Hey!
>But as he stepped closer to the couch and saw that Jessie was crying, he forgot all about the kettle.
L!Donnel: And the lonely ol' kettle wept a single tear...
L!Inigo: *James's eyes* Do we DAZZLE you~~?
L!Lucina: Dear, Twilight jokes are becoming old. ...I think. Aren't they supposed to be? Because that was sort of amusing.
EliwoodGabriel (11:06:35 PM): Sora: *CRACKS UP*
Sara Jaye (11:06:53 PM): Sara: Making fun of sparkles never gets old. XD
EliwoodGabriel (11:07:46 PM): M!Lucina: I believe that might be because it's easy to make fun of?
M!Morgan: Eeeexactly!
L!Shinon: *drunk, as Jessie* Oh, Jaaaaaaames! I have a terrible secret I can never tell youuuuu but you must comfort me anywaaaaaaay-*conked on the head by L!Soren* Heeey, I was gonna say she was stuffin' her bra! Not...um...you being a magic lotus eater thing with the mark on your head.
L!Soren: Spirit Charmer, you mean?
EliwoodGabriel (11:23:53 PM): M!Shinon: *snorts* Magic Lotus Eater....
Sara Jaye (11:24:13 PM): L!Astrid: I wish something WOULD eat this fic.
EliwoodGabriel (11:25:57 PM): M!Chrom: Papershredder?
Sara Jaye (11:26:18 PM): L!Maribelle: Yes. PLEASE.
>Jessie looked up at him again, and her lip quivered. "Oh, James, you were so sick...a-and you...you...I...."
EliwoodGabriel (11:29:01 PM): M!Chrom: ...Even Emmeryn in her current state doesn't stutter this much.
M!Emmeryn: Chrom... that wasn't... nice.
Sara Jaye (11:29:36 PM): L!Lissa: Yeah, that was rude, other big brother!
L!Chrom: ...that does sound like something Emm would say in response, though.
EliwoodGabriel (11:30:43 PM): M!Chrom: H-hey! I was just saying that Jessie stutters too much!
L!Sephiran: And then Ashunera smote Jessie for taking a deity's name in vain.
EliwoodGabriel (11:41:00 PM): Sora: *jumps* Holy shit, you're here?!
Sara Jaye (11:42:17 PM): L!Sephiran: *nods*
L!Zelgius: My lord sage...
L!Ike: ...ah. I didn't see you there, Zelgius...
EliwoodGabriel (11:42:55 PM): M!Robin: You and you... *points to L!Ike and L!Zelguis* ...You totally made out somewhere.
Sara Jaye (11:43:41 PM): L!Ike: !! ...er...how did you...?!
L!Zelgius: *cough*
L!Soren: ...When did this happen, Ike? *side-eyes*
EliwoodGabriel (11:44:03 PM): M!Robin: I know all. ...Because of spoilers.
Sara Jaye (11:44:36 PM): L!Ike: I-I see...
L!Soren: You made out with your own mortal enemy?
EliwoodGabriel (11:44:58 PM): M!Ike: We didn't knew at the time!
Sara Jaye (11:45:55 PM): L!Ike: Neither did I!
L!Soren: ...aha. I see.
L!Ike: You're not jealous, are you?
L!Soren: No, of course not! Who do you think I am, Maribelle?
L!Maribelle: HEY!
EliwoodGabriel (11:48:14 PM): M!Chrom: Ouch!
Sara Jaye (11:48:44 PM): >James backed away and put his hands up, as if to shield himself. When she saw him cowering from her, Jessie realized what she was doing -- she was screaming at the man she loved...
EliwoodGabriel (11:49:08 PM): M!Robin: *CRACKS THE EFF UP*
Sara Jaye (11:49:59 PM): L!Robin: Oh, please, I yell at Gaius all the time and he knows I love him!
L!Gaius: I think it's kinda cute, actually~ *smooch*
EliwoodGabriel (11:50:22 PM): M!Mist: Awwwwww~!
Sara Jaye (11:50:58 PM): L!Mist: How cute! <3
L!Brom: *Jessie* Y'all turned into a giant cupcake!
EliwoodGabriel (11:59:30 PM): M!Chrom: *Jessie* Meowth turned into a Persian!
Sara Jaye (11:59:49 PM): L!Shinon: *Jessie* THERE WAS A SPARKLY UNICORN IN THE BED!
EliwoodGabriel (12:00:10 AM): M!Ike: A shiny Keldeo!
Sara: ... *must not ship Tharja/Azula*
L!Tharja: I saw that! Don't make me hex you...
Sara: ...nevermind.
EliwoodGabriel (9:30:35 PM): Sora: *snickers*
L!Lon'qu: We've been OVER THIS.
L!Heather: *Jessie* And I didn't have any underwear on.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:08 PM): M!Gaius: *Apollo Justice* Mr. James, I accuse you of the crime of panty-snatching of the first degree!
Sara Jaye (9:34:25 PM): L!Cynthia: Panty-snatching is a serious crime! That villain needs to be vanquished!
L!Severa: *rolls her eyes* Loser alert!
L!Cynthia: Oh, cut it out, we both know you like my dramatic speeches. *sticks tongue out*
L!Severa: I-I do not! I just...everyone doesn't want to hurt your stupid feelings! Tact is for-...shut up.
EliwoodGabriel (9:35:18 PM): M!Lucina: ...You know, I'm seriously tempted to cry out "SHIPPING!"
Sara Jaye (9:35:55 PM): L!Severa and L!Cynthia: Hey!
Sara: Well, considering I ship their mothers... *ducks flying objects*
Sara Jaye (9:38:55 PM): >James nodded and took a sip of his own tea. Reality manifesting itself in dreams was a common phenomenon. "Mmm, hmmm. Go on." "But it wasn't a cold," she continued. "I don't know what it was...some kind of incurable viral
L!Ike: *Jessie* Video. You couldn't stop doing the headjerk to "What Is Love" and it got annoying so fast.
EliwoodGabriel (9:39:51 PM): Sora: ...
M!Chrom: ...Oh god.
Sora: *singing* What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more...
M!Chrom: She was into that song before the meme came.
Sara Jaye (9:42:03 PM): Sara: I was listening to it when I was in 5th grade. Thanks, Z-100. *snerk*
L!Ike: There needs to be a video of that song with ferrets doing the headjerk.
Sara: *squee!!!!*
EliwoodGabriel (9:42:42 PM): M!Chrom: Dance Mix '94.
EliwoodGabriel (2:30:44 PM): M!Nowi: Maybe there was a Rotom involved!
Sara Jaye (2:31:12 PM): L!Henry: Oooh, that'd be neat! And then it possessed the refrigerator and made it eat them? *eyes shine hopefully*
EliwoodGabriel (2:31:34 PM): M!Chrom: ...Yes.
Sara Jaye (2:32:31 PM): >eyes, and you wasted away to a shadow of your former self.
L!Robin: ...one doesn't necessarily need to waste away to become a shadow. One of you can already exist.
EliwoodGabriel (2:33:22 PM): Sora: *proceeds to hum "I'll Face Myself" from Persona 4*
EliwoodGabriel (2:35:31 PM): M!Robin: ...Stop it. You're giving me an earworm.
Sara Jaye (2:35:52 PM): L!Soren: Me too.
Sara Jaye (2:51:07 PM): L!Lucina: Exactly. Grima falls...everyone dies...
Sara: *hides the Bad End AU fic she wrote earlier in the week* >.>
EliwoodGabriel (2:52:05 PM): M!Chrom: Oh, come on, Lucina. I'm sure you can think of a different situation in the Pokémon world!
Sara Jaye (2:53:33 PM): L!Lucina: ...hmm. Giratina took over everything? Or Ghetsis beat Hilda and Hilbert?
EliwoodGabriel (2:53:49 PM): M!Chrom: I vote Giratina.
Sara Jaye (2:54:16 PM): L!Henry: Me too! It's so neat-looking!
L!Cherche: It looks like a cute little bug...only not so little.
EliwoodGabriel (2:55:14 PM): M!Chrom: I kinda like Giratina... *looks at Sora*
Sora: Don't look at me.
L!Ike: I have to stay alive because of my promise, but also because if I bite the dust it's game over.
EliwoodGabriel (2:57:23 PM): M!Ike: ...I thought breaking the fourth wall was Pit's job.
Sara Jaye (2:57:47 PM): L!Ike: ...whoops. XD;
L!Titania: Honestly, Ike. *rolls her eyes and snickers*
EliwoodGabriel (2:58:31 PM): M!Ike: Happens to everyone.
L!Pelleas: *James* We'll find a way out of this fanfic somehow.
EliwoodGabriel (3:34:25 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie* THERE'S NO ESCAPING CORI FALLS! WE'LL BE HORRIBLE TO KETCHUM FOREVER!
Sara Jaye (3:35:07 PM): L!Rolf: *James* But...why?! He's not such a bad kid, he just won't give us Pikachu! We'd get along so well if he only would!
EliwoodGabriel (3:35:45 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie* Cori will make us to horrible things to him! HORRIBLE, I TELL YOU!
Sara Jaye (3:36:17 PM): L!Rolf: *James* ...do I want to know?
L!Ricken: *James: You mean...she'll make us make him watch The Room!
EliwoodGabriel (3:40:43 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie*... I don't think she even knows what The Room is, James.
Sara Jaye (3:43:58 PM): L!Lissa: *James* ...then she may be luckier than we are. Another reason to hate her.
L!Tharja: ...permission to hex Cori into next century?
EliwoodGabriel (3:57:48 PM): Sora: ...No.
EliwoodGabriel (4:04:35 PM): M!Tharja: At the very least let me hex her in feeling ill each time she sees her old fics.
Sara Jaye (4:05:18 PM): L!Tharja: Yes, at least that. D:
L!Kjelle: *James* We'll be ded from coke!
EliwoodGabriel (4:16:01 PM): M!Laurent: ...How old is that gag, anyway?
Sara Jaye (4:16:23 PM): L!Laurent: Judging by the date of this post...approximately eleven years, I would say.
EliwoodGabriel (4:18:00 PM): Sora: ...That's pretty old!
Sara Jaye (4:18:40 PM): Sara: Ah, the memories. Back when Fandom Wank was still funny.
EliwoodGabriel (4:19:07 PM): Sora: Remember the Snape Wives? That was freaking HILARIOUS.
Sara Jaye (4:19:24 PM): Sara: YES. XD
L!Cynthia: ...Snape Wives?!
EliwoodGabriel (4:20:14 PM): M!Ike: ...Is it the one with all the filks and the salami?
Sara Jaye (4:20:31 PM): L!Ranulf: I believe it is, yeah!
EliwoodGabriel (4:20:54 PM): M!Ike: ...Shit. That ones WAS hilarious.
Sara Jaye (4:22:01 PM): L!Mist: It went on and on and on and on!
L!Mordecai: *Jessie* That is not very reassuring.
EliwoodGabriel (4:38:34 PM): M!Ike: Cue the Scythers from another of Cori's stories...
Sara Jaye (4:39:01 PM): L!Ike: *Cori!Jessie* NOOOOOOO! They're doing it on my hair!
EliwoodGabriel (4:39:12 PM): M!Chrom: ...What?
EliwoodGabriel (4:39:24 PM): Sora: *ROLLS ON THE FLOOR*
Sara Jaye (4:39:29 PM): L!Ike: I think that's a joke from a MST some other crew did of that fic.
Sara Jaye (4:39:37 PM): Sara: I love that joke. XD
EliwoodGabriel (4:40:32 PM): Sora: YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT.
Sara Jaye (4:41:50 PM): L!Ike: *blush* It just...came to mind!
EliwoodGabriel (4:42:23 PM): Sora: I LOVE YOU, MAN.
Sara Jaye (4:43:03 PM): L!Elincia: Good show, Ike!
L!Mia: Way to go, boss!
L!Mist: That's my bro!
L!Shinon: *drunk* Uh...you don't suck right now! Yeeeeah!
EliwoodGabriel (4:43:47 PM): M!Gatrie: *snickers*
Sara: Not sapphires?!
EliwoodGabriel (5:09:42 PM): M!Ike: Not yet at the time, I guess? But Sora likes to compare Dark Pit's eyes to a Ruby Star's color.
Sora: That's because it's pretty accurate. It's not exactly red, but not exactly purple, either.
Sara Jaye (5:13:53 PM): Sara: She has done "sapphire-blue eyes" before...
EliwoodGabriel (5:14:08 PM): Sora: That's better.
EliwoodGabriel (5:34:28 PM): Sora: *singing* There's a fire starting in my heart...
M!Robin: ...What?
Sora: ...My brain is a jukebox. I can't keep a single song stuck in my head.
Sara Jaye (5:35:29 PM): Sara: ...you just made me think of the Japanese Sailor Moon theme. "My heart is a kaleidescope..."
EliwoodGabriel (5:37:10 PM): Sora: ...And now you have THAT song stuck in my head!
Sara Jaye (5:37:38 PM): Sara: Sorry. XD
Sara: She cried because she kept watching that one episode of Boy Meets World.
EliwoodGabriel (7:14:51 PM): Sora: Or because the first episode of the newest Mysterious Cities of Gold season decided to stomp on her heart because of a certain last season episode spoiler!
EliwoodGabriel (7:39:09 PM): Sora: Priam can be my warm place!
M!Priam: What.
M!Emmeryn: Chrom... is as well...
M!Chrom: *smiles*
>So, James just held her, caressing her body and stroking her hair as he whispered words of love into her ear.
L!Leonardo: *James* Five-day sale at The Gap...50% off on all cosmetics at Claire's...free sample day...
EliwoodGabriel (7:44:42 PM): Sora: ...Who wants to go shopping with me?
Sara Jaye (7:45:10 PM): Sara: YES. XD
L!Severa: You even have to ask?! <3
EliwoodGabriel (7:49:41 PM): M!Severa: With sales like these, why not?
M!Chrom: ...Bring Lucina with you guys. She needs a better sense of fashion.
Sara Jaye (7:50:16 PM): L!Lucina: Hey!
L!Cynthia: Sis, I love you, but other Daddy's right.
EliwoodGabriel (7:52:23 PM): M!Lucina: As much as I hate to admit it... maybe my sense of fashion needs a fresher look.
Sara Jaye (7:53:34 PM): L!Lucina: ...you think so?
L!Severa: I wouldn't mind helping you try on new clothes! *pause* Pick out, I mean pick out!
Sora: ...Please tell me your wings are going to be okay.
Pit: They should. ...We could use extra pillows to support them/
Dark Pit: THIS MATE IS DELICIOUS.
Lysandre: ...is this my punishment for what I did in my own canon?
EliwoodGabriel (8:46:53 PM): Pit: If you wanna take it that way, why not?
Dark Pit: ...I still haven't got to play a lick of that game BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL HOGGING THE 3DSES.
Sara Jaye (8:47:54 PM): L!Dart: Rebecca's been doing that lately. D: All she does is play Pokemon and Rune Factory!
EliwoodGabriel (8:48:15 PM): Dark: Try 5 of them and a 2DS.
Sara Jaye (8:49:41 PM): Sara: @_@ That's a lot.
L!Priscilla: ...we might need food dishes and litter boxes, too. *has a kitten following at her heels*
EliwoodGabriel (8:56:41 PM): M!Priscilla: Awwww, who's this little one?
Sara Jaye (8:57:16 PM): L!Priscilla: I think she's one of Celica and Alm's babies. They had a whole litter recently.
EliwoodGabriel (8:57:34 PM): Sora: ...I thought we fixed them?!
Sara Jaye (8:58:30 PM): L!Priscilla: Did we? Or did we fix Lune? ...wait. No, this kitty doesn't look like *any* of ours!
Kitten: *is a newbie! Snuck in randomly*
Sara: ...oh my. XD
Nergal: Get in there before I turn your kittens into Magikarps!
EliwoodGabriel (8:59:25 PM): Pit: ...I think that's one of ours. Here, Nigredo!
Sara Jaye (9:00:07 PM): Sara: Oh! He's adorable. :)
EliwoodGabriel (9:13:48 PM): Dark Pit: *huddles Nigredo close to him* No worries, Nigredo. This isn't going to hurt you at all.
Sara Jaye (9:14:46 PM): Nigredo: Mewwww...
>"Come back to me!" the voice called again.
"Yes...yes...." James whispered as he pulled away from Jessie.
"James, what are you doing?!" Jessie cried, grabbing onto the sleeve of his jacket.
L!Guy: *Jessie* She's just trying to get you to join her book club! Have you seen the stupid things they read there?!
EliwoodGabriel (9:15:40 PM): M!Ninian: *James* ...What stupid thing?
Sara Jaye (9:16:10 PM): L!Nils: *Jessie* The kind of romance novels Essie Iceworth reads!
EliwoodGabriel (9:16:35 PM): M!Ninian: *James* SHIT. Does that include 50 Shades?
Sara Jaye (9:17:47 PM): L!Nils: *Jessie* Probably. And "Cherish" by Catherine Anderson.
L!Sain: *Jessie* Don't have sex with her! She'll set you on fire afterwards!
EliwoodGabriel (9:23:49 PM): M!Nils: *singing* This James is on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!
M!Kent: WOW.
Sara Jaye (9:26:39 PM): Louise: Fire?! Where?!
Sara: Easy now, nightmare fetishist. :P
>She jumped to her feet, but as she intercepted James, the strange woman reached over and placed her hand on Jessie's forehead. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and Jessie crumpled to the floor.
L!Raven: *Jessie* OWwww! Migrane!
EliwoodGabriel (9:27:31 PM): Dark Pit: *Jessie* OH GOD I HAVE ALL OF JAMES MEMORIES JSKLFJASDKL;DFJ
Sara Jaye (9:29:43 PM): L!Ninian: *Jessie* All I see here are donuts and bottlecaps and HOLY CRAP JESSIEBELLE.
EliwoodGabriel (9:31:21 PM): M!Sain: *singing* This brain is on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!
>@->->- I awoke in a cold sweat and found myself floating in a small barrel, crammed next to Jessie and James. They were both sound asleep.
L!Matthew: And snoring. Loudly.
EliwoodGabriel (9:59:15 PM): M!Guy: *Meowth* MY KITTY EARS!
Sara Jaye (9:59:42 PM): L!Serra: *Meowth* Knock it off before I throw ya both in the water!
EliwoodGabriel (10:00:15 PM): M!Serra: This cat's in the wateeeeeeeeeeer!
L!Wil: Because James KICKED A MAGIKARP.
EliwoodGabriel (10:14:49 PM): Dark Pit: HE DID WHAT?!
M!Hector: As if we needed more proof he doesn't have Pit's memories...
Sara Jaye (10:15:21 PM): Sara: He did, and it was canon. And that made Magikarp get pissed and evolve.
Lysandre: ...kicking a Pokemon. Disgusting.
EliwoodGabriel (10:16:01 PM): Dark Pit: ...But... BUT MAGIKARPS DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF ABUSE! That only leads to angry Gyarados!
Sara Jaye (10:16:41 PM): L!Lulu: *pets him a little*
EliwoodGabriel (10:16:58 PM): Pit: ...Yeah, he's me, alright.
Sara: I don't think that'll work.
EliwoodGabriel (9:04:51 PM): Sora: Yeah, since we, you know, use a projector.
J Random Sara (9:05:26 PM): L!Vaida: UGH. Well, then the projector's going to get one hell of a beating!
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:21 PM): Sora: One step ahead from you, Vaida. *takes out cutlasses* It's been a while I haven't used these babies.
EliwoodGabriel (9:14:50 PM): Chrom: ...*cocks his head to the side* ...Okay, this story's pretty interesting so far. And by interesting, I mean boring.
J Random Sara (9:15:31 PM): Eirika: It seems tame. At least it's not completely rage-induc
> Many years ago she never would have imagined falling in love with another woman, but Haruka was gentle, kind, heroic and her devotion to Michiru transcended the gender boundaries.
Eirika: ...I spoke too soon.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:01 PM): M!Guy: You know what else comes out at night? Batman. ...Oh, wait, he's not in Japan, never mind.
J Random Sara (9:33:36 PM): L!Guy: Godzilla, then?
L!Priscilla: That's a bit overdone. I think Godzilla finally retired a few years back.
EliwoodGabriel (9:35:22 PM): M!Guy: No, I got it! Youkai! Nekomata and Yukari Yakumo and umbrella ones and...
M!Matthew: Touhou fan, Guy?
M!Guy: I can finally beat them on Normal!
J Random Sara (9:36:40 PM): L!Guy: Lucky! I'm still struggling with the most basic ones. I had better luck with Trauma Center.
Sara: I hear Touhou has lots of yuri potential. I'm surprised I haven't played it yet!
EliwoodGabriel (9:37:23 PM): M!Guy: There's no guys in it!
Sora: The manzai, guys. The manzai. Hilarious.
Chrom: *falsetto* CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Sora: ...Like that. *cracks up*
EliwoodGabriel (7:40:04 PM): Chrom: *Michiru* I'm sorry, should I speak your language? *mimes uppercutting the guy*
J Random Sara (7:40:58 PM): L!Lowen: *man* Owwww! That hurts! Make her stop!
L!Nino: *Michiru* Be glad I'm not in my Senshi form or you'd be in for even more hurt!
EliwoodGabriel (7:41:46 PM): M!Nino: *Michiru* I'm a waterbender, don't piss me off!
J Random Sara (7:42:22 PM): Sara: Yaaay Avatar! :-D
>"You know what we do to little bitches like you who don't know their place? You're coming with us, little tramp!"
L!Matthew: *man* And you're gonna watch...THE ROOM!
EliwoodGabriel (7:43:12 PM): Chrom: *eyes flares up* "Know their place"? DID SHE SERIOUSLY WROTE THAT?!
J Random Sara (7:43:57 PM): Sara: Yes.She did. *hiss* Yeah, she was intending to portray the men as being as evil as possible for mortals, but it's still creepy when you consider how Essie IS.
EliwoodGabriel (7:45:13 PM): Chrom: ...How Essie is? Wait, you mean this is hypocritical?!
J Random Sara (7:45:30 PM): Sara: She believes in hyper-traditional gender roles.
EliwoodGabriel (7:46:14 PM): Chrom: ...WHAT.
Sora: Yeah.
Chrom: WHAT.
M!Sain: His brain must've been blown.
Sora: His daughter is freaking Lucina, can you blame him?!
J Random Sara (7:47:04 PM): Eirika: *pats Chrom's arm* I know. I know...
>"No!" Michiru kicked him away. "You stop that, you're the most ill-mannered creeps I've ever met
and I wish you would just leave me alone!"
L!Vaida: TRANSFORM, YOU BINT! TRANSFORM AND KILL THEM WITH WATER!
EliwoodGabriel (7:48:44 PM): M!Vaida: Agreed! Michiru might not be the kind of woman I'd hang out with, but she's got more spine than this!
EliwoodGabriel (7:54:04 PM): M!Ninian: You're Sailor fucking Neptune! Kick their asses!
L!Eliwood: And is this where she taps into her inner powers of love and uses her emotions and heart waves to beat them?
L!Ninian: No, that's only for actual monster or boss battles in Essieland.
EliwoodGabriel (7:56:21 PM): M!Eliwood: ...Would now be a bad time to remind you that the default name of the PSI power that Lucas and Claus recieves is PK Love?
J Random Sara (7:58:32 PM): L!Eliwood: ...and that's one of my favorite parts of Mother 3. D:
EliwoodGabriel (7:59:04 PM): M!Eliwood: Ah, jeez, sorry. ...You know, I kinda miss having Lucas around. He was kinda nice.
Chrom: *looks lost again*
J Random Sara (8:00:00 PM): L!Eliwood: Me too, but these fanfics weren't good for him. Essie knows how to hit a lot of people's triggers.
EliwoodGabriel (8:19:01 PM): Sora: *cracks up again*
M!Sain: Okay, what did you had before coming here?!
M!Lucius: Lindor chocolates.
EliwoodGabriel (8:32:09 PM): Sora: *sighs* ...Can I Cutlass Wrath this?
J Random Sara (8:32:36 PM): Sara: Go for it. The scene coming up next might hit many, many berserk buttons.
EliwoodGabriel (8:33:29 PM): Chrom: ...Wait. As your guest, at least let me Aether this to oblivion!
Sora: ...Well, not to oblivion, since the projector's pretty strong, but an Aether should work.
J Random Sara (8:33:46 PM): Eirika: Please. *looks quite angry*
EliwoodGabriel (8:35:07 PM): Chrom: Understood. *takes out Falchion and Aethers the projector*
M!Hector: *restrains a joke about Falchion and Frederick's unfortunate poster*
EliwoodGabriel (8:38:40 PM): M!Hector: *Michiru* At least they're not going to use me for posters to promote the Ylissean army!
Chrom: *freezes* ...Sorry, what?~!
J Random Sara (8:38:58 PM): Eirika: Eh?
EliwoodGabriel (8:40:50 PM): M!Hector: You didn't heard? Apparently this guy's butler made an interesting poster to get more members in their army by having a naked-
Chrom: *quickly covers his mouth* Alright, shut up, no one needs to know about Frederick's moments of insanity!
J Random Sara (8:41:30 PM): Sara: *fights back a snicker*
L!Hector: ...at least Matthew or Serra's never tried that with ME.
L!Serra: ...not yet.
L!Hector: I walked right into that one, didn't I.
EliwoodGabriel (8:42:52 PM): M!Serra: I hope he had the descency of hiding your... other Falchion.
Chrom: *is simply freaking red* Can we please drop this?
J Random Sara (8:43:46 PM): L!Fiora: Yes, I'm not entirely comfortable with this.
>The would-be rapists crumpled to the ground. Haruka rushed to her lover's side and swept her
trembling, shivering form into her arms.
Eirika: *Haruka* Did those jerks have their Pokemon freeze you with Blizzard?
EliwoodGabriel (8:46:04 PM): M!Nino: *Michiru* No, Freeze Shock. With a hacked Black Kyurem.
J Random Sara (8:46:48 PM): L!Jaffar: *Haruka* Those lousy cheaters.
Eirika: Orbs? D:
EliwoodGabriel (9:05:33 PM): Chrom: ...I've read better romance novels back home than this. *grimaces*
J Random Sara (9:05:58 PM): L!Lyn: Orbs makes me think of those gems in Mystery of the Emblem.
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:23 PM): Chrom: ...You mean the orbs that goes into the Fire Emblem.
J Random Sara (9:06:31 PM): L!Lyn: Yes.
EliwoodGabriel (9:06:44 PM): Chrom: Still our national treasure.
EliwoodGabriel (9:14:04 PM): Sora: ...It's already done? Really?! Don't hate me for this, but I want more.
J Random Sara (9:14:45 PM): Nergal: More, you say? She wrote another story sometime before that one...
L!Erk: ...Sora? Why did you have to say that?
Sara: Masochism?
EliwoodGabriel (9:15:11 PM): Sora: That was just an appetizer! I wanted something more akin to a main course!
EliwoodGabriel (9:19:42 PM): Chrom: *falls over* Wow... that was verbal.
J Random Sara (9:20:05 PM): L!Bartre: The windows turned into sparklepires! ...eww.
L!Karla: *snerk*
EliwoodGabriel (9:20:28 PM): Sora: *cracks up yet again*
Sara: That the Jews were wandering in the desert to get away from the asshole Pharoh.
EliwoodGabriel (9:24:13 PM): Sora: *cracks up even louder*
M!Eliwood: Or that the rain fell down on the world to drown it.
J Random Sara (9:24:33 PM): >since a regretful Heath had bid farewell to a
weeping Priscilla.
EliwoodGabriel (9:25:14 PM): M!Heath: ...Considering neither of us are married to her he- ...Wait a minute. HOLY CRAP NO.
J Random Sara (9:25:47 PM): L!Priscilla: *clings to L!Sain*
L!Heath: *clings to L!Vaida*
L!Vaida: ...please don't do that.
EliwoodGabriel (9:27:25 PM): M!Heath: DUDE. NO. NO. You don't plagiarize by pairing me up with Priscilla all because you don't agree that Sain should end up with her, lady! I know I don't support with the guy in-game, but I've hanged out with him and Kent long enough to know that he's been more than just a flirt!
J Random Sara (9:28:35 PM): L!Sain: *nods firmly* And not only that, Esmeralda, you broke the heart of a sweet girl who worked very hard on her own story!
Eirika: If she does plagiarize Noel, she'll lose her only friend.
Eirika: Every night they'd hear her polishing a spear and muttering homicidal things about some woman named Esmeralda.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:33 PM): M!Priscilla: ...That actually sounds good. Chrom, you wouldn't have a Bride's Bouquet so I can change class, do you?
Chrom: Not on me, no.
J Random Sara (9:34:33 PM): Eirika: I don't have mine, either. I'd love to show this Esmeralda that a woman can be ladylike and wear pretty dresses but still destroy things.
J Random Sara (9:39:11 PM): > Rumors spread through the
castle that Priscilla was either seriously ill or had lost her mind.
L!Kent: Probably both if she's in an Essie fic. ...are the author flames becoming redundant?
L!Geitz: It's Essie. There can never be enough flames.
EliwoodGabriel (9:39:54 PM): M!Kent: Apparently her fics can be use for a Fire tome.
J Random Sara (9:40:25 PM): >Priscilla wanted to tell her parents about the handsome wyvern rider who'd stolen her little
heart,
L!Jaffar: I could make a really morbid joke, but I won't.
EliwoodGabriel (9:40:42 PM): M!Jaffar: Do it. It's Essie/
J Random Sara (9:41:32 PM): L!Jaffar: In that case...wouldn't the hole in her chest be a dead giveaway?
L!Serra: EEEEEEEW! *pretends to faint*
EliwoodGabriel (9:42:17 PM): M!Crew: *claps*
Sora: Touché.
J Random Sara (9:42:56 PM): L!Jaffar: *smirk*
L!Karel: *servant* I heard that before she killed Esmeralda, she took Esmeralda's lover Zacharias hostage and made him read Toph/Zuko fanfiction.
EliwoodGabriel (9:49:18 PM): Sora: *bangs her fists on Chrom's chair so much she's laughing*
Chrom: ...That had to be more than just Lindor chocolates/
J Random Sara (9:50:22 PM): Sara: Soda, probably. *snicker*
> Sometimes she wished she believed in premarital relations, so that Heath might have made love to her just once before he'd left.
L!Heath: ...
EliwoodGabriel (9:51:34 PM): M!Heath: Yeah, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, guys. ...Also, have we seen any of the parts she's taken from Molly yet?
J Random Sara (9:51:56 PM): Sara: Pretty much all of it, aside from the premarital sex bit.
EliwoodGabriel (9:52:46 PM): M!Heath: *sighs* Tylenol, please/
J Random Sara (9:53:29 PM): Sara: *hands over a near-full bottle*
L!Guy: ...where's Mittens from Shipwar when you need him to shred something.
EliwoodGabriel (4:44:27 PM): Lune: *looks up as to say "What about us?"*
Sara Jaye (4:44:58 PM): Mittens: Something need shredding? :D
Jill: ...is he a Laguz?
EliwoodGabriel (4:46:41 PM): Sora: Nah, just an ordinary house cat who somehow knows how to talk.
Lune: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *catglomps Mittens*
Sara Jaye (4:47:35 PM): Jill: ...now I've seen everything.
Mittens: *meow!* <3
>He'd almost considered breaking his promise to return, but his longing was too much to bear. He knew someday he would be executed for his desertion of Bern, but he would not allow himself to die without seeing her one last time.
EliwoodGabriel (4:48:14 PM): Morgan: ...Wait, what are we reading?
Sara Jaye (4:48:38 PM): Sara: Esmeralda.
EliwoodGabriel (4:50:09 PM): Morgan: ...HER?! She's mean to my dad by saying he should've married Miss Sumia because she's 'canon'!
Sara Jaye (4:52:07 PM): L!Lyn: That's the one.
>It was late at night when Priscilla heard the familiar beating of wings.
Jill: *Priscilla* Farinaaaa, it's too late for a random adventure!
EliwoodGabriel (4:54:15 PM): M!Farina: *...well, hey, let's roll with it* But I found a treasure map leading to a deserted area in Eturia, and no one else wanted to help me out!
Sara Jaye (4:54:55 PM): L!Priscilla: But I'm no good with treasure hunting, you know that!
L!LEgault: You could always reclass to a Thief!
EliwoodGabriel (4:55:26 PM): Morgan: *takes out a Second Seal*
Sara Jaye (4:56:07 PM): L!Priscilla: ...reclass? We don't have that in Elibe. *looks intrigued*
EliwoodGabriel (4:58:24 PM): Chrom: *takes out a Dread Scroll* I can gain the ability to use magic with this.
Morgan: Yeah, Dad gets really powerful when he's a Dread Fighter! Oh, and Miss Eirika's bouquet's pretty cool, too!
Sara Jaye (4:59:12 PM): Eirika: *nods* My new class in Ylisse is certainly interesting...L'Arachel would have loved to fight in such a fancy dress.
>A thought crept to her mind, but she brushed it off. She was only dreaming.
EliwoodGabriel (4:59:43 PM): M!Priscilla: I should have layed off the Maractus needles.
Sara Jaye (5:00:18 PM): Jill: Before you name your kid Natural Harmonia Gropius. *cringe*
EliwoodGabriel (5:53:04 PM): Morgan: ...I'm sorry, what?!
Sara Jaye (5:53:29 PM): Jill: I'm serious. N from Pokemon? That's his real name.
EliwoodGabriel (5:53:43 PM): Morgan: WHAT.
Sara Jaye (5:54:00 PM): Sara: That's why he goes by N. At least that's my headcanon.
EliwoodGabriel (5:54:25 PM): Sora: Same here. I think he hates the "Gropius" part the most.
EliwoodGabriel (6:00:15 PM): M!Heath: *himself* Sorry, Priscilla, Hyperion needed to relieve himself, hope you don't mind he fertilises your roses.
Sara Jaye (6:01:07 PM): L!Serra: *snort*
L!Priscilla: *herself* Better that than the weird guy in the red shirt whacking off in them while he watches me change clothes.
EliwoodGabriel (6:09:47 PM): M!Heath: *Chuggaaconroy* Don't eat the mushroom!
Sara Jaye (6:10:14 PM): L!Wil: Insert joke about being naked in class here?
Sara: It's been done.
EliwoodGabriel (6:10:56 PM): M!Priscilla: Still think it's the Maractus needles.
L!Erk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bangs his head on the back of a chair and falls over* D:
EliwoodGabriel (6:39:23 PM): Morgan: ...I've read better romance novels than this! This is beyond cheesy!
Chrom: Was that plagiarized, too?
Morgan: ...Wait, WHAT?!
Sara Jaye (6:42:49 PM): L!Canas: Yes. According to my sources, this story was lifted from one written by an actual GOOD writer named Molly.
EliwoodGabriel (6:43:22 PM): Morgan: ...*looks like he's about to cast the Book of Naga on the projector*
Sara Jaye (6:43:50 PM): Jill: Wow. I hope she got PUNCHED for that one!
>"Your parents will be furious with us if they discover me here," he sighed as he relinquished her lips.
EliwoodGabriel (6:48:20 PM): M!Eliwood: *Priscilla's parents* I TOLD YOU NO WYVERN DUNG FOR THE ROSES!
Sara Jaye (6:49:45 PM): L!Eliwood: *Priscilla* Aw, man!
>"I don't care. Heath, I love you, you are the only man I've ever felt this way for! Even if it means losing my status, I want to run away with you!" Priscilla declared.
L!Farina: *Priscilla* My parents wouldn't care, I'm not their real daughter anyway!
EliwoodGabriel (6:50:14 PM): M!Priscilla: ...Ouch.
Sara Jaye (6:51:44 PM): L!Farina: Sorry, but Essie WOULD do that nowadays. She'd use your being adopted as a loophole in order to make your parents look evil and uncaring.
L!Priscilla: If she did, I would kill her.,
EliwoodGabriel (6:53:38 PM): Chrom: We'll pass you the Bride's Bouquet for that.
Sara Jaye (6:54:23 PM): L!Priscilla: :D
>"Oh, Priscilla, my love..."
Hyperion quietly left, sensing the couple needed their privacy.
Jill: *Hyperion* If I have to see any of that I might VOMIT on their roses.
EliwoodGabriel (6:56:16 PM): M!Vaida: You tell me. Wyvern vomit does not work as fertiliser.
Sara Jaye (6:56:46 PM): >Heath and Priscilla kissed again as he gathered her in his arms, sweeping her literally off her feet. Their passions began to mount,
Eirika: Ew. *gag* I don't think we want to see this.
EliwoodGabriel (6:57:31 PM): Morgan: ...Should I?
Sara Jaye (6:57:46 PM): Jill: Please.
EliwoodGabriel (7:00:33 PM): Morgan: *takes out a Micaiah's Pyre and all of a sudden a fire ball strikes the projector.*
M!Hector: O_O
Morgan: ...What is it?
M!Hector: ...I don't think I want to be on the recieving end of that spell...
Sara Jaye (7:00:55 PM): L!Nino: Wowwww! That was amazing!
Sara Jaye (7:01:08 PM): >But as luck would have it, they ran into Priscilla's parents as they were heading inside!
EliwoodGabriel (7:03:30 PM): M!Sain: *Priscilla* Sorry, can we get some extra clothes for him? His wyvern puked all over him.
Sara Jaye (7:04:17 PM): L!Kent: *Priscilla's parents* Young lady, what did we tell you about wyvern puke in our gardens?
Jill: *swigs back the rest of her mead* Nothing like puke jokes to make an Essie fic less nasty!
EliwoodGabriel (7:06:57 PM): Morgan: ...Father, where's your popcorn?
Chrom: ...I don't have some, Morgs.
Morgan: Nonsense, you always have popcorn.
Sara Jaye (7:07:44 PM): L!Wil: I've got some!
EliwoodGabriel (7:09:29 PM): Sora: You know what they say...
Chrom and Morgan: Pass the popcorn, Wil.
Sara Jaye (7:11:45 PM): L!Wil: *passes it around* :D
Jill: I fucking hate you, Essie.
EliwoodGabriel (7:21:14 PM): M!Heath: Stop with the exclamation points, Essie.
Sara Jaye (7:21:39 PM): L!Guy: Didn't an author once say someone who uses too many of those might as well wear underwear on their head?
EliwoodGabriel (7:23:29 PM): M!Heath: ...I heard the insanity part, but not the underwear on their head...
Sara Jaye (7:24:29 PM): Jill: You just reminded me of Boyd. Mia was NOT amused. *snicker*
EliwoodGabriel (7:25:28 PM): Chrom: ...Oh? Go on...
Sara Jaye (7:26:08 PM): Jill: Long story short, Boyd and Ranulf got buzzed on ale one night and went on a panty raid.
EliwoodGabriel (7:28:38 PM): Sora: WHAT? *cracks up laughing*
Sara Jaye (7:29:19 PM): Jill: Yeah. *snicker* It was nuts.
EliwoodGabriel (7:30:59 PM): Sora: I'll laugh if they managed to get one of Ike's underwear.
Sara Jaye (7:31:37 PM): Jill: Nope. Ike and I were both safe! Soren and Lethe are pretty possessive.
EliwoodGabriel (7:50:25 PM): Sora: *writes it down* I'll take that. Audience reaction!
Sara Jaye (7:50:53 PM): L!Florina: We had kitties! And puke jokes!
EliwoodGabriel (7:51:16 PM): Sora: And Chrom.
Chrom: Wait, I add up?
Sora: By default.
Sara Jaye (9:43:10 PM): . (I couldn't see it, but dat musta' been
one helluva gash I had on my face!)
Ike: The one place I've never been hit while fighting is on my face. I don't know what that says about me.
EliwoodGabriel (9:44:10 PM): (Bram: Your face is too sexy to be scarred?) <-- What I would've added/ XP
Sara Jaye (9:57:52 PM): A lot of people are going to be traumatized when this is over.
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:00 PM): ...Ike included?
Sara Jaye (9:58:04 PM): Yes
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:09 PM): Of course. XD
Sara Jaye (9:58:13 PM): It might even shock Kieran and Mia into silence
EliwoodGabriel (9:58:43 PM): And I can see Sephiran not be. "Do you even want to know about ancient Dragon Mating Rituals?" "NO."
EliwoodGabriel (6:53:46 PM): Sora: ..."A Warm Place"...? Wait, that's the very first- *grins* Ohohoho. Now that's an easy one!
M!Robin: ...
M!Chrom: You're gonna laugh a lot, won't you?
M!Robin: Sorry in advance.
M!Chrom: Hey, I don't mind!
Sara Jaye (6:54:44 PM): Sara: Oh yeah! *laughs*
L!Chrom: So it won't be that bad, then?
L!Ike: Why do I get the feeling she's actually going easy on us?
EliwoodGabriel (6:56:04 PM): M!Ike: Could be worst. She could've gave us "Artem-"
M!Priam: *covers his ancestor's mouth* DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS.
Sara Jaye (6:57:14 PM): L!Ike: ...he looks familiar.
L!Soren: Yes. *eyes him* He does.
L!Gatrie: Hey, half the girls here had a go at Ike at some point, so...
L!Tharja: *rolls her eyes* Please give me the strength not to hex this idiot.
EliwoodGabriel (6:57:44 PM): M!Ike: ...This would be my descendant, Priam.
Sara Jaye (6:58:20 PM): L!Ike: ...I see.
L!Soren: *sighs* Who did YOU impregnate, then?
EliwoodGabriel (6:58:45 PM): M!Ike: ...Random Valmese Babe #24.
EliwoodGabriel (7:02:30 PM): M!Morgan: Wooooah! You're Gaius' son? Sweet! I'm Chrom's!
Sara Jaye (7:03:24 PM): L!Morgan: Yep!
L!Cynthia: I'm Chrom's second daughter!
L!Lucina: And she just learned to stop using the Falchion to cut apples. *sticks tongue out*
L!Henry: *author* Perverts who wanted me to write them a lemon! I'm feeling pretty SOUR right now! Hahahaha!
L!Olivia: *blushes* Dear...that was a bad one.
EliwoodGabriel (7:06:32 PM): Sora: *sneeeerk*
M!Henry: Yes, perfect!
M!Chrom: ...Wait, what's a lemon?
Sara Jaye (7:07:07 PM): L!Chrom: Yeah, isn't that a kind of fruit?
L!Soren: It's pornography in fanfic form.
Sara: Pretty much. Except no one calls it that anymore.
EliwoodGabriel (7:08:11 PM): M!Lucina: Well, it's good to know in advance!
Sara Jaye (7:08:49 PM): Sara: And sadly, this one...will contain smut. Nothing graphic, but nothing too good either.
>death fics out there. It was originally a continuation of Memories of Tears by Mystic Vaporeon (because that's the one that upset me the most), but it didn't really make me feel better.
EliwoodGabriel (7:10:19 PM): M!Emmeryn: ...Death fics...?
M!Chrom: *pats her hand* No worries, Emm. It doesn't involve any of us.
M!Emmeryn: *smiles* ...That... is good.
Sara Jaye (7:11:22 PM): L!Chrom: *looks wistfully at her* Ah...
L!Lissa: *hugs* Don't worry. Our Emmeryn is probably still out there somewhere, too.
EliwoodGabriel (7:12:09 PM): M!Emmeryn: *pats L!Chrom's head* Don't... worry.
M!Ike: ...Death fics. *siiiighs*
L!Miriel: That makes sense on the surface, but there are always exceptions to every rule. It's never good to think in strictly black and white terms.
EliwoodGabriel (7:24:49 PM): Sora: ....Great.
M!Ike: Bad Apple in your head?
Sora: You know me well.
Sara Jaye (7:25:07 PM): L!Mist: Bad Apple?
Sara: The Osmonds song, or...
EliwoodGabriel (7:25:27 PM): Sora: The Touhou song.
Sara Jaye (7:26:08 PM): Sara: Aah.
L!Shinon: *eyetwitch, clutches a bottle of whiskey at his side*
EliwoodGabriel (7:51:41 PM): M!Basilio: ...What type is it?
Sara Jaye (7:52:21 PM): L!Shinon: Canadian Rye. Found it in the cabinet on the SOL.
EliwoodGabriel (7:53:06 PM): Sora: You went throught my liqour cabinet? I mean, I don't drink, but...
Sara Jaye (7:54:09 PM): L!Shinon: Oh, that was yours? Well, I didn't have any with me and I'm sure as hell gonna need it soon.
L!Rolf: Uncle Shinon, you promised you wouldn't get drunk so much anymore!
L!Shinon: Hey, I'm always sober when I teach you. That's gotta count.
EliwoodGabriel (7:56:52 PM): M!Ike: ...Well, you're gonna need it. I already gave our Shinon some ale... he seems to enjoy it.
Sora: I wouldn't be surprised. My brother loves that brand.
EliwoodGabriel (8:10:32 PM): M!Tharja: ...The room I have with Frederick is a light shade of... never mind.
M!Soren: 50 Shades of Gray?
M!Tharja: Even I find it disgusting.
L!Boyd: *Jessie* I can't believe I watched The Room all in one shot!
L!Kieran: *Jessie* I lost! Lost to a common brigand! I, Jessie, knight of Crimea- *normal* Ahahaha, I suppose I did some projecting as well! My error!
EliwoodGabriel (8:19:36 PM): M!Oscar: *snickers a bit*
M!Kieran: I, personally, without bein narcisstic, can admit that was actually funny.
M!Emmeryn: *Jessie ala Amagi Yukiko* ...My... fried tofu...
M!Lissa: *applauds* Yes! That's a good on, Emm!
Sara Jaye (8:20:53 PM): L!Kieran: My thanks, doppelganger!
L!Micaiah: ...my AU self loves tofu. Though I question a vegetarian who eats as much bacon as she does. And non-organic ice cream like Ben and Jerry's.
EliwoodGabriel (8:43:39 PM): M!Ike: *shakes a bottle filled with Bonito flakes at L!Ranulf*
Sara Jaye (8:44:09 PM): L!Ranulf: !!!
L!Lethe: *snicker* You're such a cat.
L!Ranulf: Speak for yourself, kitty.
EliwoodGabriel (8:44:55 PM): M!Ranulf: ! Ike, that's the last bottle!
M!Ike: No it isn't. We just got a whole box filled with this stuff.
EliwoodGabriel (8:43:39 PM): M!Ike: *shakes a bottle filled with Bonito flakes at L!Ranulf*
Sara Jaye (8:44:09 PM): L!Ranulf: !!!
L!Lethe: *snicker* You're such a cat.
L!Ranulf: Speak for yourself, kitty.
EliwoodGabriel (8:44:55 PM): M!Ranulf: ! Ike, that's the last bottle!
M!Ike: No it isn't. We just got a whole box filled with this stuff.
L!Tharja: A romantic getaway...IN HELL.
EliwoodGabriel (9:47:48 PM): M!Robin: Wooooooo! ...Er, sorry.
M!Chrom: Don't appologies.
Sara Jaye (9:49:11 PM): L!Virion: Ahahaha, my dear Tharja is most amusing, is she not?
L!Tharja: *gives him a dirty look*
EliwoodGabriel (10:01:18 PM): M!Gaius: Wait, wait one sec.
M!Sumia: Hmm?
M!Gaius: ...Roast marshmallows? You can do that?!
Sara Jaye (10:01:47 PM): L!Gaius: Okay, now this we've gotta try!
L!Morgan: *snicker*
EliwoodGabriel (10:03:19 PM): Sora: It's delicious.
M!Gaius: I'd bet!
Sora: And it smells sooooo good.
EliwoodGabriel (10:26:35 PM): M!Tharja: No, it was definitely an evil omen. Evil Hydreigons intends to turn your lovely cabin into their own fireplace.
Sara Jaye (10:27:13 PM): L!Tharja: Oooh~ That would be so much more pleasant to read than this.
L!Henry: Yeah! Let's read about that instead!
EliwoodGabriel (10:27:43 PM): M!Henry: Too bad, we're stuck with this. Nyaha!
Sara Jaye (10:28:19 PM): >It had all seemed so real, and she remembered everything in vivid detail.
L!Gatrie: Right down to the color of her bra and underwear.
EliwoodGabriel (10:29:36 PM): M!Robin: They were yellow with bright red polkadots!
Sara Jaye (10:30:45 PM): L!Robin: Better than the predictable silky black with red roses. *snort*
EliwoodGabriel (10:42:41 PM): Sora: ...You guys can throw stuff at the screen... even if it repairs itself.
M!Ike: Wait, really?! Awesome! *grabs a random Nerf gun and starts shooting at the screen*
Sara Jaye (10:43:49 PM): L!Mia: Yay! *throws a leftover sandwich at the screen. It's been left-over for a few weeks so it's pretty stale*
EliwoodGabriel (10:45:34 PM): M!Chrom: *grabs some popcorn and throws it against the screen*
M!Robin: *throws a certain pair of swimsuit as well*
M!Chrom: !!! Robin!
Sara Jaye (10:47:05 PM): L!Cordelia: *throws her own swimsuit at the screen*
L!Kellam: H-hey now, let's not be hasty...
EliwoodGabriel (10:47:39 PM): M!Emmeryn: *throws an empty Fire tome at the Screen*
EliwoodGabriel (10:51:26 PM): M!Henry: Oooor the kettle could've exploded!
M!Chrom: ...And now you guys know why I wasn't allowed in the kitchens.
Sara Jaye (10:52:46 PM): L!Ike: You too, huh?
L!Chrom: Can any Fire Emblem lord actually cook? *snorts*
EliwoodGabriel (10:55:36 PM): M!Chrom: Well, when I'm out, I can roast meat and I know enough about flora to know what herbs to use to give flavor to it. ...Of course, my knowledge steams from the teachings of my extended family...
Sara Jaye (10:57:18 PM): L!Chrom: *nods* Yeah, I guess we would since we're often camping...I'm not the best, but I'm probably better than Kjelle.
L!Kjelle: Hey!
>But as he stepped closer to the couch and saw that Jessie was crying, he forgot all about the kettle.
L!Donnel: And the lonely ol' kettle wept a single tear...
L!Inigo: *James's eyes* Do we DAZZLE you~~?
L!Lucina: Dear, Twilight jokes are becoming old. ...I think. Aren't they supposed to be? Because that was sort of amusing.
EliwoodGabriel (11:06:35 PM): Sora: *CRACKS UP*
Sara Jaye (11:06:53 PM): Sara: Making fun of sparkles never gets old. XD
EliwoodGabriel (11:07:46 PM): M!Lucina: I believe that might be because it's easy to make fun of?
M!Morgan: Eeeexactly!
L!Shinon: *drunk, as Jessie* Oh, Jaaaaaaames! I have a terrible secret I can never tell youuuuu but you must comfort me anywaaaaaaay-*conked on the head by L!Soren* Heeey, I was gonna say she was stuffin' her bra! Not...um...you being a magic lotus eater thing with the mark on your head.
L!Soren: Spirit Charmer, you mean?
EliwoodGabriel (11:23:53 PM): M!Shinon: *snorts* Magic Lotus Eater....
Sara Jaye (11:24:13 PM): L!Astrid: I wish something WOULD eat this fic.
EliwoodGabriel (11:25:57 PM): M!Chrom: Papershredder?
Sara Jaye (11:26:18 PM): L!Maribelle: Yes. PLEASE.
>Jessie looked up at him again, and her lip quivered. "Oh, James, you were so sick...a-and you...you...I...."
EliwoodGabriel (11:29:01 PM): M!Chrom: ...Even Emmeryn in her current state doesn't stutter this much.
M!Emmeryn: Chrom... that wasn't... nice.
Sara Jaye (11:29:36 PM): L!Lissa: Yeah, that was rude, other big brother!
L!Chrom: ...that does sound like something Emm would say in response, though.
EliwoodGabriel (11:30:43 PM): M!Chrom: H-hey! I was just saying that Jessie stutters too much!
L!Sephiran: And then Ashunera smote Jessie for taking a deity's name in vain.
EliwoodGabriel (11:41:00 PM): Sora: *jumps* Holy shit, you're here?!
Sara Jaye (11:42:17 PM): L!Sephiran: *nods*
L!Zelgius: My lord sage...
L!Ike: ...ah. I didn't see you there, Zelgius...
EliwoodGabriel (11:42:55 PM): M!Robin: You and you... *points to L!Ike and L!Zelguis* ...You totally made out somewhere.
Sara Jaye (11:43:41 PM): L!Ike: !! ...er...how did you...?!
L!Zelgius: *cough*
L!Soren: ...When did this happen, Ike? *side-eyes*
EliwoodGabriel (11:44:03 PM): M!Robin: I know all. ...Because of spoilers.
Sara Jaye (11:44:36 PM): L!Ike: I-I see...
L!Soren: You made out with your own mortal enemy?
EliwoodGabriel (11:44:58 PM): M!Ike: We didn't knew at the time!
Sara Jaye (11:45:55 PM): L!Ike: Neither did I!
L!Soren: ...aha. I see.
L!Ike: You're not jealous, are you?
L!Soren: No, of course not! Who do you think I am, Maribelle?
L!Maribelle: HEY!
EliwoodGabriel (11:48:14 PM): M!Chrom: Ouch!
Sara Jaye (11:48:44 PM): >James backed away and put his hands up, as if to shield himself. When she saw him cowering from her, Jessie realized what she was doing -- she was screaming at the man she loved...
EliwoodGabriel (11:49:08 PM): M!Robin: *CRACKS THE EFF UP*
Sara Jaye (11:49:59 PM): L!Robin: Oh, please, I yell at Gaius all the time and he knows I love him!
L!Gaius: I think it's kinda cute, actually~ *smooch*
EliwoodGabriel (11:50:22 PM): M!Mist: Awwwwww~!
Sara Jaye (11:50:58 PM): L!Mist: How cute! <3
L!Brom: *Jessie* Y'all turned into a giant cupcake!
EliwoodGabriel (11:59:30 PM): M!Chrom: *Jessie* Meowth turned into a Persian!
Sara Jaye (11:59:49 PM): L!Shinon: *Jessie* THERE WAS A SPARKLY UNICORN IN THE BED!
EliwoodGabriel (12:00:10 AM): M!Ike: A shiny Keldeo!
Sara: ... *must not ship Tharja/Azula*
L!Tharja: I saw that! Don't make me hex you...
Sara: ...nevermind.
EliwoodGabriel (9:30:35 PM): Sora: *snickers*
L!Lon'qu: We've been OVER THIS.
L!Heather: *Jessie* And I didn't have any underwear on.
EliwoodGabriel (9:33:08 PM): M!Gaius: *Apollo Justice* Mr. James, I accuse you of the crime of panty-snatching of the first degree!
Sara Jaye (9:34:25 PM): L!Cynthia: Panty-snatching is a serious crime! That villain needs to be vanquished!
L!Severa: *rolls her eyes* Loser alert!
L!Cynthia: Oh, cut it out, we both know you like my dramatic speeches. *sticks tongue out*
L!Severa: I-I do not! I just...everyone doesn't want to hurt your stupid feelings! Tact is for-...shut up.
EliwoodGabriel (9:35:18 PM): M!Lucina: ...You know, I'm seriously tempted to cry out "SHIPPING!"
Sara Jaye (9:35:55 PM): L!Severa and L!Cynthia: Hey!
Sara: Well, considering I ship their mothers... *ducks flying objects*
Sara Jaye (9:38:55 PM): >James nodded and took a sip of his own tea. Reality manifesting itself in dreams was a common phenomenon. "Mmm, hmmm. Go on." "But it wasn't a cold," she continued. "I don't know what it was...some kind of incurable viral
L!Ike: *Jessie* Video. You couldn't stop doing the headjerk to "What Is Love" and it got annoying so fast.
EliwoodGabriel (9:39:51 PM): Sora: ...
M!Chrom: ...Oh god.
Sora: *singing* What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... no more...
M!Chrom: She was into that song before the meme came.
Sara Jaye (9:42:03 PM): Sara: I was listening to it when I was in 5th grade. Thanks, Z-100. *snerk*
L!Ike: There needs to be a video of that song with ferrets doing the headjerk.
Sara: *squee!!!!*
EliwoodGabriel (9:42:42 PM): M!Chrom: Dance Mix '94.
EliwoodGabriel (2:30:44 PM): M!Nowi: Maybe there was a Rotom involved!
Sara Jaye (2:31:12 PM): L!Henry: Oooh, that'd be neat! And then it possessed the refrigerator and made it eat them? *eyes shine hopefully*
EliwoodGabriel (2:31:34 PM): M!Chrom: ...Yes.
Sara Jaye (2:32:31 PM): >eyes, and you wasted away to a shadow of your former self.
L!Robin: ...one doesn't necessarily need to waste away to become a shadow. One of you can already exist.
EliwoodGabriel (2:33:22 PM): Sora: *proceeds to hum "I'll Face Myself" from Persona 4*
EliwoodGabriel (2:35:31 PM): M!Robin: ...Stop it. You're giving me an earworm.
Sara Jaye (2:35:52 PM): L!Soren: Me too.
Sara Jaye (2:51:07 PM): L!Lucina: Exactly. Grima falls...everyone dies...
Sara: *hides the Bad End AU fic she wrote earlier in the week* >.>
EliwoodGabriel (2:52:05 PM): M!Chrom: Oh, come on, Lucina. I'm sure you can think of a different situation in the Pokémon world!
Sara Jaye (2:53:33 PM): L!Lucina: ...hmm. Giratina took over everything? Or Ghetsis beat Hilda and Hilbert?
EliwoodGabriel (2:53:49 PM): M!Chrom: I vote Giratina.
Sara Jaye (2:54:16 PM): L!Henry: Me too! It's so neat-looking!
L!Cherche: It looks like a cute little bug...only not so little.
EliwoodGabriel (2:55:14 PM): M!Chrom: I kinda like Giratina... *looks at Sora*
Sora: Don't look at me.
L!Ike: I have to stay alive because of my promise, but also because if I bite the dust it's game over.
EliwoodGabriel (2:57:23 PM): M!Ike: ...I thought breaking the fourth wall was Pit's job.
Sara Jaye (2:57:47 PM): L!Ike: ...whoops. XD;
L!Titania: Honestly, Ike. *rolls her eyes and snickers*
EliwoodGabriel (2:58:31 PM): M!Ike: Happens to everyone.
L!Pelleas: *James* We'll find a way out of this fanfic somehow.
EliwoodGabriel (3:34:25 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie* THERE'S NO ESCAPING CORI FALLS! WE'LL BE HORRIBLE TO KETCHUM FOREVER!
Sara Jaye (3:35:07 PM): L!Rolf: *James* But...why?! He's not such a bad kid, he just won't give us Pikachu! We'd get along so well if he only would!
EliwoodGabriel (3:35:45 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie* Cori will make us to horrible things to him! HORRIBLE, I TELL YOU!
Sara Jaye (3:36:17 PM): L!Rolf: *James* ...do I want to know?
L!Ricken: *James: You mean...she'll make us make him watch The Room!
EliwoodGabriel (3:40:43 PM): M!Mist: *Jessie*... I don't think she even knows what The Room is, James.
Sara Jaye (3:43:58 PM): L!Lissa: *James* ...then she may be luckier than we are. Another reason to hate her.
L!Tharja: ...permission to hex Cori into next century?
EliwoodGabriel (3:57:48 PM): Sora: ...No.
EliwoodGabriel (4:04:35 PM): M!Tharja: At the very least let me hex her in feeling ill each time she sees her old fics.
Sara Jaye (4:05:18 PM): L!Tharja: Yes, at least that. D:
L!Kjelle: *James* We'll be ded from coke!
EliwoodGabriel (4:16:01 PM): M!Laurent: ...How old is that gag, anyway?
Sara Jaye (4:16:23 PM): L!Laurent: Judging by the date of this post...approximately eleven years, I would say.
EliwoodGabriel (4:18:00 PM): Sora: ...That's pretty old!
Sara Jaye (4:18:40 PM): Sara: Ah, the memories. Back when Fandom Wank was still funny.
EliwoodGabriel (4:19:07 PM): Sora: Remember the Snape Wives? That was freaking HILARIOUS.
Sara Jaye (4:19:24 PM): Sara: YES. XD
L!Cynthia: ...Snape Wives?!
EliwoodGabriel (4:20:14 PM): M!Ike: ...Is it the one with all the filks and the salami?
Sara Jaye (4:20:31 PM): L!Ranulf: I believe it is, yeah!
EliwoodGabriel (4:20:54 PM): M!Ike: ...Shit. That ones WAS hilarious.
Sara Jaye (4:22:01 PM): L!Mist: It went on and on and on and on!
L!Mordecai: *Jessie* That is not very reassuring.
EliwoodGabriel (4:38:34 PM): M!Ike: Cue the Scythers from another of Cori's stories...
Sara Jaye (4:39:01 PM): L!Ike: *Cori!Jessie* NOOOOOOO! They're doing it on my hair!
EliwoodGabriel (4:39:12 PM): M!Chrom: ...What?
EliwoodGabriel (4:39:24 PM): Sora: *ROLLS ON THE FLOOR*
Sara Jaye (4:39:29 PM): L!Ike: I think that's a joke from a MST some other crew did of that fic.
Sara Jaye (4:39:37 PM): Sara: I love that joke. XD
EliwoodGabriel (4:40:32 PM): Sora: YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT.
Sara Jaye (4:41:50 PM): L!Ike: *blush* It just...came to mind!
EliwoodGabriel (4:42:23 PM): Sora: I LOVE YOU, MAN.
Sara Jaye (4:43:03 PM): L!Elincia: Good show, Ike!
L!Mia: Way to go, boss!
L!Mist: That's my bro!
L!Shinon: *drunk* Uh...you don't suck right now! Yeeeeah!
EliwoodGabriel (4:43:47 PM): M!Gatrie: *snickers*
Sara: Not sapphires?!
EliwoodGabriel (5:09:42 PM): M!Ike: Not yet at the time, I guess? But Sora likes to compare Dark Pit's eyes to a Ruby Star's color.
Sora: That's because it's pretty accurate. It's not exactly red, but not exactly purple, either.
Sara Jaye (5:13:53 PM): Sara: She has done "sapphire-blue eyes" before...
EliwoodGabriel (5:14:08 PM): Sora: That's better.
EliwoodGabriel (5:34:28 PM): Sora: *singing* There's a fire starting in my heart...
M!Robin: ...What?
Sora: ...My brain is a jukebox. I can't keep a single song stuck in my head.
Sara Jaye (5:35:29 PM): Sara: ...you just made me think of the Japanese Sailor Moon theme. "My heart is a kaleidescope..."
EliwoodGabriel (5:37:10 PM): Sora: ...And now you have THAT song stuck in my head!
Sara Jaye (5:37:38 PM): Sara: Sorry. XD
Sara: She cried because she kept watching that one episode of Boy Meets World.
EliwoodGabriel (7:14:51 PM): Sora: Or because the first episode of the newest Mysterious Cities of Gold season decided to stomp on her heart because of a certain last season episode spoiler!
EliwoodGabriel (7:39:09 PM): Sora: Priam can be my warm place!
M!Priam: What.
M!Emmeryn: Chrom... is as well...
M!Chrom: *smiles*
>So, James just held her, caressing her body and stroking her hair as he whispered words of love into her ear.
L!Leonardo: *James* Five-day sale at The Gap...50% off on all cosmetics at Claire's...free sample day...
EliwoodGabriel (7:44:42 PM): Sora: ...Who wants to go shopping with me?
Sara Jaye (7:45:10 PM): Sara: YES. XD
L!Severa: You even have to ask?! <3
EliwoodGabriel (7:49:41 PM): M!Severa: With sales like these, why not?
M!Chrom: ...Bring Lucina with you guys. She needs a better sense of fashion.
Sara Jaye (7:50:16 PM): L!Lucina: Hey!
L!Cynthia: Sis, I love you, but other Daddy's right.
EliwoodGabriel (7:52:23 PM): M!Lucina: As much as I hate to admit it... maybe my sense of fashion needs a fresher look.
Sara Jaye (7:53:34 PM): L!Lucina: ...you think so?
L!Severa: I wouldn't mind helping you try on new clothes! *pause* Pick out, I mean pick out!
Sora: ...Please tell me your wings are going to be okay.
Pit: They should. ...We could use extra pillows to support them/
Dark Pit: THIS MATE IS DELICIOUS.
Lysandre: ...is this my punishment for what I did in my own canon?
EliwoodGabriel (8:46:53 PM): Pit: If you wanna take it that way, why not?
Dark Pit: ...I still haven't got to play a lick of that game BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL HOGGING THE 3DSES.
Sara Jaye (8:47:54 PM): L!Dart: Rebecca's been doing that lately. D: All she does is play Pokemon and Rune Factory!
EliwoodGabriel (8:48:15 PM): Dark: Try 5 of them and a 2DS.
Sara Jaye (8:49:41 PM): Sara: @_@ That's a lot.
L!Priscilla: ...we might need food dishes and litter boxes, too. *has a kitten following at her heels*
EliwoodGabriel (8:56:41 PM): M!Priscilla: Awwww, who's this little one?
Sara Jaye (8:57:16 PM): L!Priscilla: I think she's one of Celica and Alm's babies. They had a whole litter recently.
EliwoodGabriel (8:57:34 PM): Sora: ...I thought we fixed them?!
Sara Jaye (8:58:30 PM): L!Priscilla: Did we? Or did we fix Lune? ...wait. No, this kitty doesn't look like *any* of ours!
Kitten: *is a newbie! Snuck in randomly*
Sara: ...oh my. XD
Nergal: Get in there before I turn your kittens into Magikarps!
EliwoodGabriel (8:59:25 PM): Pit: ...I think that's one of ours. Here, Nigredo!
Sara Jaye (9:00:07 PM): Sara: Oh! He's adorable. :)
EliwoodGabriel (9:13:48 PM): Dark Pit: *huddles Nigredo close to him* No worries, Nigredo. This isn't going to hurt you at all.
Sara Jaye (9:14:46 PM): Nigredo: Mewwww...
>"Come back to me!" the voice called again.
"Yes...yes...." James whispered as he pulled away from Jessie.
"James, what are you doing?!" Jessie cried, grabbing onto the sleeve of his jacket.
L!Guy: *Jessie* She's just trying to get you to join her book club! Have you seen the stupid things they read there?!
EliwoodGabriel (9:15:40 PM): M!Ninian: *James* ...What stupid thing?
Sara Jaye (9:16:10 PM): L!Nils: *Jessie* The kind of romance novels Essie Iceworth reads!
EliwoodGabriel (9:16:35 PM): M!Ninian: *James* SHIT. Does that include 50 Shades?
Sara Jaye (9:17:47 PM): L!Nils: *Jessie* Probably. And "Cherish" by Catherine Anderson.
L!Sain: *Jessie* Don't have sex with her! She'll set you on fire afterwards!
EliwoodGabriel (9:23:49 PM): M!Nils: *singing* This James is on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!
M!Kent: WOW.
Sara Jaye (9:26:39 PM): Louise: Fire?! Where?!
Sara: Easy now, nightmare fetishist. :P
>She jumped to her feet, but as she intercepted James, the strange woman reached over and placed her hand on Jessie's forehead. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and Jessie crumpled to the floor.
L!Raven: *Jessie* OWwww! Migrane!
EliwoodGabriel (9:27:31 PM): Dark Pit: *Jessie* OH GOD I HAVE ALL OF JAMES MEMORIES JSKLFJASDKL;DFJ
Sara Jaye (9:29:43 PM): L!Ninian: *Jessie* All I see here are donuts and bottlecaps and HOLY CRAP JESSIEBELLE.
EliwoodGabriel (9:31:21 PM): M!Sain: *singing* This brain is on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!
>@->->- I awoke in a cold sweat and found myself floating in a small barrel, crammed next to Jessie and James. They were both sound asleep.
L!Matthew: And snoring. Loudly.
EliwoodGabriel (9:59:15 PM): M!Guy: *Meowth* MY KITTY EARS!
Sara Jaye (9:59:42 PM): L!Serra: *Meowth* Knock it off before I throw ya both in the water!
EliwoodGabriel (10:00:15 PM): M!Serra: This cat's in the wateeeeeeeeeeer!
L!Wil: Because James KICKED A MAGIKARP.
EliwoodGabriel (10:14:49 PM): Dark Pit: HE DID WHAT?!
M!Hector: As if we needed more proof he doesn't have Pit's memories...
Sara Jaye (10:15:21 PM): Sara: He did, and it was canon. And that made Magikarp get pissed and evolve.
Lysandre: ...kicking a Pokemon. Disgusting.
EliwoodGabriel (10:16:01 PM): Dark Pit: ...But... BUT MAGIKARPS DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF ABUSE! That only leads to angry Gyarados!
Sara Jaye (10:16:41 PM): L!Lulu: *pets him a little*
EliwoodGabriel (10:16:58 PM): Pit: ...Yeah, he's me, alright.
