...Aaa, why not.

Give me a ship and I'll tell you who:

-goes nuts trying to find the perfect tree
-goes overboard with the decorations
-messes up the kitchen making cookies and other sweets
-has to save the other from being suckered in by a kid faking a Christmas Shoes-esque sob story to get some cash
-panics over buying the other the perfect gift
-insists on ugly sweaters
-insists on all the usual Christmas specials, even the terrible ones
-insists on going caroling
-leaves cookies and milk for Santa
-tries to put Santa hats on the pets
-has the relative that's send them enough fruitcakes that they're running out of room in the closet